You bring the steak…!
It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!
You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!
2016 has been one hell of a year - both good and bad. The best part of 2016 will have to be the fact that we won Best Specialist Retailer this year at the coveted ETO awards, proving that we are the best in the industry when it comes to kinky kit. We invited Ryan from Oxballs and Mick from E-Stim to UberKinky HQ to help further our relationship and make your 'customer journey' a smooth one when buying their premium products. As for the bad, there's the political turmoil in both The UK and The US as well as the long list of legendary celebrities we've lost over the last 12 months. We've celebrated the good, pushed through the bad and we've finally made it to Christmas. In celebration of finally seeing an end to 2016 we're giving you the chance to win an UberKinky Christmas Hamper worth £159.99!
The party is winding down but we're still going strong here at UberKinky HQ. We still have one last give-away up our sleeve. This time we're giving away an UberKinky Piñata with our mascot Jeff's ever smiling visage on both sides which was hand made by our very own clever-clogs graphic designer. Beware, this box isn't for bashing! Inside you'll find enough UberKinky gear to keep you going well into the new year.