We promised you perverted promos, gratifying giveaways and deviant discounts throughout the entire month of September, and we NEVER disappoint! So, expect the good times to keep on cumming, because this week’s giveaway is bigger and better than ever! Indeed, we have got an Oxballs Bucket of Sex Toys Worth Over £500 to give away to one lucky kinky connoisseur.
That’s right, it’s our birthday, and this year we turn the big 1-4! So, as always, we’re donning our birthday suits and preparing to party HARD, from the appropriate social distance, of course! And, as always, we’ve decided to shower YOU with gifts! So, watch out for plenty of gratifying giveaways, perverted promos, and deviant discounts throughout September. And the icing on the cake?! We’re giving away not one, but two Qiui Cellmate Chastity Devices this week.
Santa has emptied his sack early at UberKinky HQ. So, if you’re dreaming of a white XXXmas, have we got the perfect prezzie for you?!
Forget the love hearts, chocolates and flowers, folks! Now it’s time for an entirely new kind of celebration. And, in this one, perfectly wrapped packages will remain unopened for quite some time… That’s right, kinky companions, International Male Chastity Day has cum around again, and this year we’re making it bigger and better than ever!
That’s right, folks; today marks the 10th annual International Fetish Day! So, in honour of this momentous occasion we’re donning our very favourite perverted purple finery, as well as pulling out all the salacious stops for you guys. In addition to offering £10 off all orders over £40 until midnight on Sunday (20th), we’re also affording you lucky UberKinksters the chance to win a premium Perverts Wear Purple Package worth over £130.
Want to feel like all your Christmases have come at once?! Well, Santa has already emptied his sack and showered us with gratifying goodies aplenty here at UberKinky HQ! As such, we’re affording you the chance to get your hands on some perverted prezzies of your own. Indeed, one of you lucky UberKinksters will get your hands on a Kinky Christmas Hamper worth over £200. And, trust us, once you realise the magic it will do for your sex play, you won’t be able to restrain yourself!
We’re tempting you over to the dark side this BLACK Friday, with a cock on competition that you don’t want to miss! We have a substantial package of Oxballs treats to give away and it’s just waiting for you to get your hands on it. Worth around £200, this lascivious lucky dip contains best-selling cock rings; including, the Ringer 3 pack, Ultraballs, AIR Sport C-Ring, Unit X, Cocksling 2 – The Original, Tri Squeeze and Tri Sport, making this competition really hard to beat. Enjoy a perverted play party or simply tighten your grip on superior satisfaction, with this sensational selection of sex toys!
With International Fisting Day coming up, we thought what better time to afford you the opportunity of having all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty?! That’s right, folks, in honour of this momentous occasion, we’re giving away one of our hugely popular Fuck Muscle Handballer Fisting Dildos to one lucky fisting fan. So, hands up who wants to be in with a chance of winning?!
It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!
