Whatever the obscene occasion, we’re always prepared to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky! The fact that it IS our birthday is merely a happy coincidence.
Now, you know us, we’re not ones to brag! Especially about it being our Birthday… You probably didn’t even realise, right?! Well, because sharing’s caring and all that, we like to spread the love (as well as the legs) to keep you cumming back for more. So, keep your eyes peeled this September, folks, because we have plenty of offers and giveaways to satiate your salacious appetite.
We’re tempting you over to the dark side this BLACK Friday, with a cock on competition that you don’t want to miss! We have a substantial package of Oxballs treats to give away and it’s just waiting for you to get your hands on it. Worth around £200, this lascivious lucky dip contains best-selling cock rings; including, the Ringer 3 pack, Ultraballs, AIR Sport C-Ring, Unit X, Cocksling 2 – The Original, Tri Squeeze and Tri Sport, making this competition really hard to beat. Enjoy a perverted play party or simply tighten your grip on superior satisfaction, with this sensational selection of sex toys!
It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…
Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!