2016 has been one hell of a year - both good and bad. The best part of 2016 will have to be the fact that we won Best Specialist Retailer this year at the coveted ETO awards, proving that we are the best in the industry when it comes to kinky kit. We invited Ryan from Oxballs and Mick from E-Stim to UberKinky HQ to help further our relationship and make your 'customer journey' a smooth one when buying their premium products. As for the bad, there's the political turmoil in both The UK and The US as well as the long list of legendary celebrities we've lost over the last 12 months. We've celebrated the good, pushed through the bad and we've finally made it to Christmas. In celebration of finally seeing an end to 2016 we're giving you the chance to win an UberKinky Christmas Hamper worth £159.99!
The party is winding down but we're still going strong here at UberKinky HQ. We still have one last give-away up our sleeve. This time we're giving away an UberKinky Piñata with our mascot Jeff's ever smiling visage on both sides which was hand made by our very own clever-clogs graphic designer. Beware, this box isn't for bashing! Inside you'll find enough UberKinky gear to keep you going well into the new year.
It's my birthday today and to celebrate yet another fabulous trip around the sun I'm giving you the chance to win a very generous and wonderful gift specially chosen from the depths of my bottomless prize cupboard! This year I've picked out a pretty in pink five piece locking leather restraints kit worth £79.99. Usually for my birthday giveaways I pick a prize that I can personally recommend and enjoy. I use this very leather restraints kit in the black version for my own personal use so I know they are hard wearing during play and manufactured to an exceedingly high standard. So if you're ready to win this luxurious set for yourself then get ready to join in on the birthday celebration!
We know this give-away is running a little late but with today's breaking news about a certain political leader and his piggy past blew up the internet we just couldn't resist. As you may already know it's our 9th birthday this year and the month long celebration is still going strong. What sort of goodies have we got in store for you this week?
There is nothing wrong with your internets. Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will take you on a journey. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your internets. You are about to participate in a fantastic adventure. What you are about to see is a documented account of an actual invasion. You are about to witness the true account of the day Cara Sutra invaded the erotic fortress that is UberKinky HQ to help kick off our month long birthday celebration.
So have you heard the news? The LoveArc Self Propelled Sex Machine is now available EXCLUSIVELY here at UberKinky! If you're interested in the latest innovation in sex furniture for solo use and couple use then you're in the right place. We're giving away a LoveArc absolutely FREE to help welcome this ingenious device to the UberKinky family. Don't miss out on your chance to win - Enter now!
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Don’t tell us you forgot?! Well, it’s a good thing we like to give as much as receive here at UberKinky, because it would be a crime against kink to let our 8th birthday go by unmarked. That’s why, for the whole of September, we’ve been lavishing gifts on you as part of our scintillating celebrations. For those of you that have been locked away in your dungeon for the past 4 weeks and have missed out on all the incredible deals on offer; fear not kinky companions, we haven’t finished with you just yet. We like to party hard here at UberKinky, so we’ll keep going for as long as we can to ensure that each and every one of you gets a load of our gratifying generosity. Browse our collection today for 20% off EVERYTHING!
