Posts tagged 'competition'

That’s right, it’s our birthday, and this year we turn the big 1-4! So, as always, we’re donning our birthday suits and preparing to party HARD, from the appropriate social distance, of course! And, as always, we’ve decided to shower YOU with gifts! So, watch out for plenty of gratifying giveaways, perverted promos, and deviant discounts throughout September. And the icing on the cake?! We’re giving away not one, but two Qiui Cellmate Chastity Devices this week.

Forget the love hearts, chocolates and flowers, folks! Now it’s time for an entirely new kind of celebration. And, in this one, perfectly wrapped packages will remain unopened for quite some time… That’s right, kinky companions, International Male Chastity Day has cum around again, and this year we’re making it bigger and better than ever!

Want to feel like all your Christmases have come at once?! Well, Santa has already emptied his sack and showered us with gratifying goodies aplenty here at UberKinky HQ! As such, we’re affording you the chance to get your hands on some perverted prezzies of your own. Indeed, one of you lucky UberKinksters will get your hands on a Kinky Christmas Hamper worth over £200. And, trust us, once you realise the magic it will do for your sex play, you won’t be able to restrain yourself!

It’s any excuse to don our birthday suits here at UberKinky HQ! Indeed, the fact that it just so happens to be our birthday really is the icing on the cake…

Seriously, you haven’t heard?! IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, folks, UberKinky has made it to the big 1-2 this year and we’re pulling out all the stops to make the celebrations bigger and better than ever! Now, we realise we wouldn’t be the well-oiled fucking machine that we are without you; our loyal UberKinksters. So, throughout the sadistic/salacious month of September we’re giving YOU the gifts. Keep your eyes peeled for gratifying giveaways, orgasmic offers, deviant discounts and sadistic sales, because they’re bound to keep on cumming!