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Want unlimited access to the ‘chocolate factory’? Well, Willy Wanker (Jeff) and the Lotsa Cock Factory (UberKinky) is giving you the chance to win your very own golden ticket! To celebrate the 46th anniversary of the release of Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory, we’re serving up this salaciously sweet treat, the Adam Double Ooh Gold Member Silicone Dildo, on a plate. Indeed, so shines a good deed in weary world…
Happy Birthday to me! In celebration of yet another voyage around the sun here at UberKinky we prefer to give you the gifts! This time we've got something extra brutal that I have personally enjoyed on a number of occasions. This Leather Silicone Core Whip is a beast and that's just the way we like it here. Want to enter for your chance to win?
Just in time to kick off Masturbation Month 2017 - We've got a giveaway that's simply out of this world. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day and in celebration we're giving away a Clone a Willy Kit to one lucky winner. If you're looking to have attack of an ultra lifelike clone of yourself, then you don't have to use The Force to win (although it might help your chances).
Here at UberKinky we're having an extra special Easter egg hunt UberKinky style! Get ready to search high and low for our special treats. If you can find all four of our eggcelent products then you could win an extra special Easter miracle in your basket. This time we're giving away a remote controlled butt plug from NS Novelties! The Tingler Vibrating Plug III will provide you with intense and strategically placed vibration exactly where you want it most. The firm yet forgiving silicone body yields to every body type ensuring a comfortable fit. Enjoy the three scintillating levels of pleasure with the remote control unit. So, are you ready to get started on our UberKinky Easter Egg Hunt?
Valentine's Day 2017 is done and over with. The chocolate has been eaten and the roses are now sat in a prime location to make other jealous. The day AFTER Valentine's Day is one that we're well antiquated with here at UberKinky! Every year on the 15th of February marks International Male Chastity Day! How do you celebrate such a momentous occasion? Well that's entirely up to your Keyholder isn't it? This year we're giving away one of our most popular chastity devices - The Spiral Male Chastity Device.
Love is in the air and we're here to make things even more UberKinky so this week we're giving away a gorgeous LoveArc in UberKinky red along with a wand harness and dildo harness. Are you ready to take the plunge with the self propelled sex machine everyone's been raving about? Well now's your chance to enter and win one for yourself!
Happy Thomas Crapper Day, everyone! To mark this momentous occasion, we’re giving away one of our all-time favourites, the unique and outlandish Oxballs Log Dildo. Now, you can’t usually accuse UberKinky of handing out shit prizes, but this time we are making an exception… literally!
2016 has been one hell of a year - both good and bad. The best part of 2016 will have to be the fact that we won Best Specialist Retailer this year at the coveted ETO awards, proving that we are the best in the industry when it comes to kinky kit. We invited Ryan from Oxballs and Mick from E-Stim to UberKinky HQ to help further our relationship and make your 'customer journey' a smooth one when buying their premium products. As for the bad, there's the political turmoil in both The UK and The US as well as the long list of legendary celebrities we've lost over the last 12 months. We've celebrated the good, pushed through the bad and we've finally made it to Christmas. In celebration of finally seeing an end to 2016 we're giving you the chance to win an UberKinky Christmas Hamper worth £159.99!
Shhhhh! We've got a little secret! For one week only we're running one of our very popular Seek & Find Giveaways. In the past we've celebrated special occasions like movie release dates or celebrity birthdays like our Arnold Schwarzenegger Seek and Find. This week is no different, this time we're celebrating the birthday of the fantastic star or stage and screen - Jeff Goldblum. Get ready to get searching as this may be our most difficult Seek & Find yet!
The party is winding down but we're still going strong here at UberKinky HQ. We still have one last give-away up our sleeve. This time we're giving away an UberKinky Piñata with our mascot Jeff's ever smiling visage on both sides which was hand made by our very own clever-clogs graphic designer. Beware, this box isn't for bashing! Inside you'll find enough UberKinky gear to keep you going well into the new year.
