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A firm (and flexible) favourite out there, dildos are a classic, oh-so-satisfying sex toy that belong in everyone’s bedside drawer. Whether you’re a blushing beginner or a professional pleasure-seeker, we have a wide range of dildos to suit everyone’s desires. We’ve got anything from your realistic dildos to the huge and double ended, or start small and work your way up to huge! Each one is available in a rainbow of colours and many are completely customisable, so you’re bound to discover one that hits the spot.

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Which dildo should I choose?

There’s no one-size-fits-all when it comes to choosing the dildo of your dreams. Fortunately, you have quite the eclectic collection of dildos to browse through. Nowadays dildos are crafted from a range of body-safe materials, each one suited to a different kind of playtime. And let’s not forget our other helping hand (lube!).

Beginners may prefer the softer feel of silicone, whilst hardcore players out there may reach for glass, or even metal. Trust us.

Dildos are nothing if not diverse; everything from length, girth, shape, texture and colour is able to change at the touch of a button. There are options to suit every taste and desire. And if there isn’t, simply create your own and your dildo dilemma is instantly solved. Those who are new to dildo dabbling should start with a small dildo, before working your way up in size and strangeness.

How do I use a dildo?

One of the (many) wonderful things about dildos is that their playtime doesn’t have to be limited to solo adventures. Of course, you can save all the fun for yourself, but a spot of dildo action is perfect for sharing with a partner. Whether you’re perfecting pegging or see-sawing back and forth, there are so many reasons why a dildo is perfect for solo and partnered play.

Always fancied double penetration but without the third wheel? This extra member is yours and yours alone. Double ended dildos also make for a titillating couple’s toy - regardless of your gender - as they can be used vaginally or anally, and you can both get in on the action.

Perhaps you want to partake in a spot of pegging? Whip out a strap-on dildo and you can penetrate your partner all night long. Lesbian couples can peg for deep penetration, otherwise you can engage in a little role reversal or power play.