SquarePegToys® Dirk Dildo 4.3 inches
18+,T&C apply, Credit subject to status
- Cast from a real person named Dirk met on an intimate encounter at the gym
- Intricate detail – every vein and fold is painstakingly captured for you to enjoy
- Choose from Regular with the skin pulled back or XL with naturally thick foreskin
- Made from SquarePegToys®’s pure platinum black 100% platinum silicone material
- SquarePegToys® are excluded from all discounts and offers
If you’re a fan of realistic girth and fantastic foreskin then you’ll love the SquarePegToys® Dirk Dildo. Dirk was cast from a gent that Mr. SquarePegToys® himself knew from the gym. One day he managed to catch a fleeting glimpse of Dirk’s dick and knew he had to get a mould of that man’s member so that he could have a lasting reminder cast in pure platinum 100% platinum silicone material. Dirk’s ample foreskin gave this dildo two distinctly different looks. The Regular option features a slicked back foreskin for a beautifully smooth exposed glans – this is from the original casting. SquarePegToys® thought it was so nice they had to do it twice so they cast Dirk again with his foreskin in a more natural state. This version was slightly enlarged for a girthier dildo to help satisfy a hunger for un-cut cock. The real Dirk had a massive ball sack which was so large it had to be scaled down to cut down on production costs. His ball bag will still feel just as nice as it’s slapping against your taint.
Both the Regular and the X Large Dirk are made with SquarePegToys®’s black pure platinum 100% platinum silicone. This 100% platinum silicone is slightly soft to the touch yet firm enough for a powerful pounding. To keep Dirk clean and tidy you can wash him in warm soapy water, toss him in the dishwasher, soak him in a 10% bleach water solution or boil him.
Note: The foreskin on either dildo does not move.
| SKU | 84691 |
|---|---|
| Brand | SquarePegToys® |
| Material | Platinum Silicone |
| Harness Compatible | N/A |
| Circumference | Regular: 14.5cm (5.7 inches), X Large: 16cm (6.3 inches) |
| Insertable Length | Regular: 11cm (4.3 inches), X Large: 11cm (4.3 inches) |
| Length | Regular: 13cm (5.11 inches), X Large: 16cm (6.3 inches) |
| Overall Diameter | Regular: 4.9cm (1.9 inches), X Large: 5.4cm (2.12 inches) |
| Does Not Include | Latex, Phthalates |
| Circumference | 4 to 5 inches |
| Colour | Black |
| Material | Silicone |
Delivery
| Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) | £3.99 |
| Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) | £5.99 |
| DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) | £7.99 |
| USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) | £10.95 |
| USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) | £24.95 |
| International Delivery | from £8.99 |
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
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Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Returns
If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.
