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SquarePegToys® Dirk Dildo 4.3 inches

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SKU
84691
Key Features
  1. Cast from a real person named Dirk met on an intimate encounter at the gym
  2. Intricate detail – every vein and fold is painstakingly captured for you to enjoy
  3. Choose from Regular with the skin pulled back or XL with naturally thick foreskin
  4. Made from SquarePegToys®’s pure platinum black 100% platinum silicone material
  5. SquarePegToys® are excluded from all discounts and offers

If you’re a fan of realistic girth and fantastic foreskin then you’ll love the SquarePegToys® Dirk Dildo. Dirk was cast from a gent that Mr. SquarePegToys® himself knew from the gym. One day he managed to catch a fleeting glimpse of Dirk’s dick and knew he had to get a mould of that man’s member so that he could have a lasting reminder cast in pure platinum 100% platinum silicone material. Dirk’s ample foreskin gave this dildo two distinctly different looks. The Regular option features a slicked back foreskin for a beautifully smooth exposed glans – this is from the original casting. SquarePegToys® thought it was so nice they had to do it twice so they cast Dirk again with his foreskin in a more natural state. This version was slightly enlarged for a girthier dildo to help satisfy a hunger for un-cut cock. The real Dirk had a massive ball sack which was so large it had to be scaled down to cut down on production costs. His ball bag will still feel just as nice as it’s slapping against your taint.

Both the Regular and the X Large Dirk are made with SquarePegToys®’s black pure platinum 100% platinum silicone. This 100% platinum silicone is slightly soft to the touch yet firm enough for a powerful pounding. To keep Dirk clean and tidy you can wash him in warm soapy water, toss him in the dishwasher, soak him in a 10% bleach water solution or boil him.

Note: The foreskin on either dildo does not move.

More Information
SKU84691
BrandSquarePegToys®
MaterialPlatinum Silicone
Harness CompatibleN/A
CircumferenceRegular: 14.5cm (5.7 inches), X Large: 16cm (6.3 inches)
Insertable LengthRegular: 11cm (4.3 inches), X Large: 11cm (4.3 inches)
LengthRegular: 13cm (5.11 inches), X Large: 16cm (6.3 inches)
Overall DiameterRegular: 4.9cm (1.9 inches), X Large: 5.4cm (2.12 inches)
Does Not IncludeLatex, Phthalates
Circumference Filter4 to 5 inches
Colour FilterBlack
Material FilterSilicone
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