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Get your fix of wet and messy fun with the Sheets of San Francisco Waterproof Fitted Sheet. This fluid proof fitted sheet is tactile, breathable and machine washable. Enjoy your watersports, nuru massage, gunging and sploshing worry free. These uber sexy sheets are resistant to a wide range of fluids from massage oils and lube to urine. They’re perfect for encouraging female ejaculation and suitable for things such as food-play. The Sheets of San Francisco Fitted sheets are cut from one piece of fabric so are only seamed at the corners. There are no seams on the top surface which improves comfort and practicality. Your bedding will stay clean and dry as you get down and dirty. The seam free top surface and specially engineered two ply polyurethane fabric feels amazing as you wriggle and writhe with your partner. These waterproof sheets are also very easy to keep clean. Simply machine wash on a standard cycle and then line dry or tumble dry warm. Each luxurious sheet is .6 mm thick for a durable sheet.
Standard USA Shipping $13 (rates may fluctuate) - 7 Working Days
DHL Tracked Shipping $28 (rates may fluctuate) - 3 Working Days
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order
before 3.45pm (GMT) Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
Your privacy is of the utmost importance to us and with our discreet packaging you can shop in confidence. With totally
plain packaging, the only person getting excited by your delivery is you.
Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank
statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Free Returns
You can return any unopened and unused product with its packaging or tags intact to us within 30 days of receiving it
for a full refund or exchange