Beginner's Guide to Squirting
Want to make a splash in your out of hours activities? Then urine for a real treat! This gratifying guide is guaranteed to make sensational squirting a piece of piss (metaphorically speaking, you understand!). So, all you need to do, is go with the flow...
Fear not; we’re just taking the piss! The fluid expelled during female ejaculation is absolutely not urine. It has been proven to be an entirely different substance, and ejaculating it at the point of climax makes for an incredibly intense experience. We’re talking body shaking powerful contractions and post orgasm euphoria that could last up to half an hour afterwards, people. Originating in the Skene’s gland (a.k.a. the female prostate), the fluid is drained through the urethra, which is where it is forcefully expelled at the point of shejaculation. The Skene’s gland can only be stimulated through the G-spot, as it is situated directly above. The amount produced depends upon the individual; it can be as little as 2 teaspoons, but in some cases 2 cupfuls wouldn’t be pushing it.
So, wave goodbye to inferior sex play and prepare to wet your pants with excitement!
It’s not rocket science, and it’s a safe bet that most of you lot already know what precautions need to be taken before you start spraying love juice everywhere! Indeed, squirting is a harmless act and requires putting no more safety measures in place than when having sex or merely fooling around. However, because it is more easily achieved via the hands on approach and not penetration, it is vital that your hands are clean and nails are trimmed to avoid infection or injury. Now, safe squirting folks!
- Trim your fingernails
- Wash your hands
- Have lubricant to hand
- Make sure you're hydrated before starting
- Rush things
- Pressurise your partner
So, you’re ready to get your feet wet... and everything else for that matter? Then here are the UberKinky step by step instructions to get you started;
Set the Scene
Picture this; giving/receiving the most intense orgasm of your life! In order to squirt, a woman needs to feel relaxed. The perfect atmosphere is easily achieved by merely lighting a few candles and putting on some soft, romantic music. Preparation is also key. Have some towels or waterproof sheets handy so that clean up is quick and easy. Women: empty your bladder before getting started so that you are comfortable enough to let go when the time comes.
If you’re like us, you probably like to get straight down to business. But, now more than ever, foreplay is vital. Start with a sensual massage, move on to some dirty talk and then get a taste of some orgasmic oral action. Good foreplay typically lasts 30-40 minutes. Remember; the G-spot won’t even be enlarged or ready for stimulation if not fully aroused. So, don’t forfeit your chance of supreme squirting!
Slide into action, but make sure everything is lubed up first. Again, this is extremely important. Because the stimulation required for squirting is hard and fast, this will stop any friction. Lubricant should be applied to the whole hand, not just the fingers, but the entire palm (or penis/toy), and of course the point of entry. Once everything is wet, you can start pushing all the right buttons!
Waking up the G-Spot
There are a variety of different techniques to ensure that your play is ‘spot’ on! Once stimulation starts, the vaginal wall starts to feel rougher than the rest of the vagina. This means that the tissue surrounding the urethra (where the Skene’s gland drains) is being filled with ejaculation fluid. You could even start to hear ‘sloshing’ at this point. Unlike the clitoris, the G-spot requires a lot of force to produce an orgasm so bear this in mind if you want to spot the good stuff!
The Moment of Truth
Ready to experience a real rush... or should we say gush?! Okay, there’s no two ways about it, girls are going to feel the urge to pee. It’s important to relax, and believe us when we say, you won’t. Instead of tightening the muscles during orgasm, relax and push outwards instead. At this point, shejaculation should spray out of the vagina, like the most wonderful waterfall you’ve ever seen. It can take some time and maybe even a few goes to get it right. Then, all that’s left is to soak up the satisfaction!
Add a little method to your madness! If using your hand to deliver stimulation, try to stimulate the G-spot and clitoris simultaneously, as this will make for greater intensity. You can do this by simply resting the palm on the clit, while almost cupping it completely. Stimulate the G-spot in the desired way and start to slowly pull the whole hand up and down to provide stimulation to the clit as well. You know us; we like to be hands on with the advice that we give ;) so here are the UberKinky tried and tested techniques;
Coming! With the palm facing upwards, slowly insert one or two fingers into the vagina. Don’t go too deep, just to the second knuckle. You’ll feel a spot on the front wall that is lumpier, rougher and more rigid than the surrounding area. Gently move the finger/s in a ‘come hither’ motion, gradually increasing pressure and speed as the G-spot swells. The pressure can be increased by using the entire arm to deliver stimulation. It’s certainly not a difficult technique to get to grips with.
It’s no crime to enjoy a little squirt every now and again! A good technique if you wish to experiment with pressure and motion, it is almost identical to the ‘come hither’ approach, however, this one always requires two fingers. Moved independently of one another, they imitate a running motion, doubling the pace of the stimulation and reaching both sides of the G-spot. We’re not playing games; this technique is a real winner!
It may be called the Window Washer, but trust us, it’ll have you feeling really dirty! Simply insert two fingers in the same way as with the previous two techniques. Run them from side to side over the whole body of the G-spot, mimicking the movement made by a window washer. You’ll notice that the G-spot dips on either side creating a gutter between it and the vaginal wall. This technique will drive you wild!
Hooking up just got better! Arguably the very best technique when it comes to delivering a sensational squirting, you’ll really get ‘the horn’ and feel like a superhero when you start to play. If you’re familiar with rock music or Spider Man, you’ll understand what we mean! The two middle fingers are bent into a hook position and inserted into the vagina. The palm of the hand should be resting on the pubic mound, with the pinky and the index finger pointing downwards. Now all you need to do is start massaging. We’re definitely hooked on it, here at UberKinky!
So, why should guys be in the position where they miss out on all of the action? Well admittedly, making someone squirt is, in itself, a great turn on. However, some men may wish to achieve this through penetration with their cock, rather than their fingers. So for those who take this stance, check out which positions guarantee to have you gushing with pride;
Guys will have a real shot at making their woman squirt when in this position! The G-spot Sniper involves the woman lying on her back with the man knelt in front of her. He grabs the hips and lifts them upwards off the bed. The feet should be pointing towards the ceiling and the legs straight. The man then performs shallow thrusts so that the head of the penis is hitting the top wall of the vagina, which is where the G-spot is located. You’ll always be right on target with the G-spot Sniper!
Put your foot down and demand this as your preferred penetrating position! The woman simply lies on her back, raises her hips and places her feet on his chest. The man kneels in front of her. Some people like to put a cushion underneath the bum to maintain elevation. She can modify her leg positions by bringing them both over one side, raising them over his shoulders or spreading the knees wide. With the feet on the chest she has good control over depth and pressure of penetration. The sky’s the limit!
A stroke of genius when it comes to making her squirt, this position is great for stimulating the G-spot. The woman should lie on her back on the edge of the bed or sofa, with her legs raised in the air and pointing towards the ceiling. The man must stand facing her. He grabs her legs and pulls her upwards so that he can penetrate her whilst standing almost upright. He lifts her completely so that only the upper back, shoulders and head are resting on the bed. This is quite a hard position to achieve, so don’t get down if you can’t master it right away!
Fancy a ride? You’ll want to savour every second of this stimulation, after all squirting is no race! In this position, the woman lies on the stomach with her ass (excuse the pun!) raised in the air. The man straddles her on his knees. In this position he is able to penetrate with a lot of force. Instead of thrusting in and out, he just needs to grind. As he moves his hips forward, the tip of his penis will massage your G-spot. We’re not horsing around; it really is great!
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