So, you’re desperately searching for a way to take your play time to new heights. Looking for that one sex toy to take you to heaven and back. After exploring a range of human-like realistic dildos, could it be that there’s a way to step out of the box and trial out something that packs a little more…bark? Get ready for a sexual experience like no other, that’s guaranteed to stimulate all of those sensitive, hard-to-reach areas with ease. Regardless of your deepest, darkest fetishes and fantasies, there’s an animal dildo out there waiting to give you the ride of your life - whether that’s of the canine, horse, or even alien variety.
What’s so good about an animal dildo?
From the boning beginner to the furry fetish fanatic, there are plenty of reasons to get your dirty mitts on an animal dildo. The design of these sensational sex toys differs to that of the human variety, featuring orgasmic knots, bumps and curvatures that make for an effortless orgasm. Producing spine-tingling sensations that you wouldn’t get anywhere else, it’s fair to say that your next sexual endeavour with an animal dildo won’t be one that’s easily forgotten.
How to use an animal dildo
For those who are yet to get their hands on an animal dildo, remember to act with caution. As eager as you’ll be to shove one of these beauties deep inside you, it may be best to start off small if you’re a complete beginner. Luckily, there are a variety of sizes available to suit your dream preference, ranging from gentle G-spot tickler to raging moan monster. However you decide to play, be sure to coat your new artificial lover with plenty of lube beforehand, making for a glide that won’t have you screaming for the wrong reasons.
What are the best types of animal dildos?
Ready to meet your perfect match? These are some of the best types of animal dildos that are guaranteed to awaken your animal instinct, so you can act on your wildest fantasies.
Dog dildo
Are you ready to get boned? Get your tail wagging with one of our bark-worthy dog dildos, certain to hit the spot. With an ultra-realistic, carefully crafted design, the bulbous knots, blood-pumping veins, curved tip and enhanced girth is sure to get you salivating. Made from sensually soft silicone and a variety of other body-safe materials, you can bend your dog dildo into shape for an orgasmic insertion.
With the option to incorporate a cum tube with certain designs - such as the Sinnovator Knot Platinum Silicone Dildo - watch as your new play thing ejaculates with you after you get your fill. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of this barking beast to go around.
For kinky individuals with a fetish of the mythological kind, the Mr Hankey Beowulf Beast Boner Dildo is certain to leave you feeling victorious. With a unique design that can be inserted anally or vaginally, featuring plenty of meaty knots, a pronounced head and raised ridges, this hunky hero will leave your hair standing on end.
Looking for something a little more realistic? Say woof woof to the Clifford Canine Dog Dildo that’ll bring your canine sex fantasies to life. Its pointed tip and graduating girth make for an oh-so-satisfying insertion, leaving you panting in a sweaty heap once you’re done with your puppy play.
Horse dildo
Get ready to go bare back and ride off into the sunset with a horse dildo - size definitely won’t be an issue here, so get ready to stretch yourself to the limits. Using incredible attention to detail to craft some of the finest phalluses on the block, the length and girth of these strapping stallion dildos will cover each and every inch of your hole, and then some.
The best selling Sinnovator Stallion Platinum Dildo is no exception here, with the option to make this beast ejaculate deep inside you through a cum tube. Leaving nothing to the imagination, the sheer size of this sublime sex toy is perfect for pony play enthusiasts, offering buldging balls, ridged skin folds and a slender shaft that’ll fill you to the brim. There’s neigh-way you can miss out on this pony penetrator.
Think centaurs are a mere myth? Think again. With the Sinnovator Centaur Platinum Silicone Dildo, nothing is impossible. Begin with a humble 4.72 inch insertable length, working your way up to a whopping 8.5 inches, as you transition from amateur to professional rider. Complete with urethral opening, skin folds and suckable balls, along with the option to pound a partner with a strap-on harness, both you and your playmate will be bucked into oblivion.
Head off on a sexy safari ride and get wild with the Animhole Gode Zebra Dildo, measuring a huge 13.8 inches and packing plenty of girth. Equipped with a sturdy suction base, you can mount your mule just about anywhere. Constructed from sleek vinyl, brace yourself for this wild beast’s bulbous head, working your way over a titillating skin fold and raised veins.
Fantasy animal dildos
Here at UberKinky, we’re all about inclusivity. Taking each and every fetish into account - from the weird to the wonderful - your dreams will come true as you browse through our cum-tastic collection of fantasy animal dildos. Take to the skies and reach cloud nine with a dragon dildo, get horny with a unicorn dildo as you gently ease a graduating, twirling horn inside you, or blast off to another galaxy with an otherworldly alien dildo. However you choose to play, UberKinky will have an animal dildo that’s promised to pleasure - from the furry to the fearsome.
