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UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink Poster

UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink Poster 9 5 5 1
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Key Features
  1. Standard A1 size - perfect for framing
  2. Get clued in on the most popular kinks based on Google searches
  3. The perfect gift for the kinkster who has it all
  4. Colour coded blocks with key to determine fetish category
  5. Be inspired & try something new
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Looking for a list of lascivious endeavours to plaster across your dungeon wall? The UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink will open your eyes to a whole new world of the most searched for fetishes by month based on Google searches. So, which do you think is more popular – Cake Farts or Cream Pies? The answer may surprise you. All who feast their eyes on your risqué reproduction of our labour of love will see you as a kinked up and clued in UberKinkster when it comes to the fetish scene. From A for Anal to ZA for Electro Sex , our UberKinky Periodic Table of Kink has got it all and more.

Just admit it; you periodically enjoy a bit of kink, right? Then hopefully our table will help you identify certain activities that appeal to you, inspiring you to try new things. You never know; it may even challenge your hypothesis about certain pastimes. With a format almost identical to that of the original Periodic Table, our raunchy revamp has colour coded blocks, with a key at the top to determine which category each individual fetish falls under. Central to each block you’ll find a symbol for the specific kink, and underneath it, the name of said kink. The number in the top left hand corner represents the average number of monthly searches on Google. So, not only can you become clued up kinksters when it comes to the fetish scene, you can also determine which activities are the most popular.

This perverted poster demonstrates that you don’t have to be a scientist to experiment folks, but a little bit of role play never hurt anyone... or did it?!

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