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SquarePegToys® Slink Vortex 19 Inches

SquarePegToys® Slink Vortex 19 Inches 3 5 5 1
£149.99 with FREE UK Delivery
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Key Features
  1. A tantalising twist on the bestselling SquarePegToys® Slink!
  2. Boasts a monstrous 19 inches of insertable length
  3. Shaft is as twisted as you are! Provides incredibly intense stimulation
  4. Perfectly pliable to bend with the guts & ensure customised gratification
  5. Handmade from platinum silicone that not only feels incredible, it is 100% body safe
  6. SquarePegToys® are excluded from all discounts and offers

Struggling to find a sex toy as twisted as you? Well, that sucks! But, fear not, kinky companion; the search is over…

Don’t get sucked in by inferior anal sex toys, the SquarePegToys® Vortex will take you to all new depths of deviance! Perfect for those longing to engage in some serious anal depth training or take their extreme anal play up a notch, this superior silicone dildo boasts a monstrous 19 inches in insertable length. Featuring a tantalisingly twisted shaft, it provides consistently changing stimulation, while the graduating shape and size offers a seriously satisfying stretch for your hungry hole. Perfectly pliable, it follows the guts, much like a colon snake, for a really fulfilling experience and customised gratification. In addition, the grooves delectably pop inside and tease the sensitive nerve endings as they delve deeper within, snaking through the colon with perverted precision! Indeed, this tantalising twist on the bestselling SquarePegToys® Slink has been a long time coming!

Beautiful in bronze, the SquarePegToys® Slink Vortex anal dildo looks as good as it feels and boasts a magnificent marble effect. Expertly handcrafted from platinum silicone, it not only feels simply sublime, it is 100% body safe and easy to clean. In addition, it is compatible with your favourite water-based lubes and features a tapered tip that glides inside with ease.

The SquarePegToys® Slink Vortex is a mighty sucker that guarantees to blow you away!

More Information
MaterialPlatinum Silicone
Circumference19.05cm (7.5 inches)
Insertable Length48.26cm (19 inches)
Length50.8cm (20 inches)
Product Weight0.88kg
Circumference6 to 7 inches


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DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) £7.99
USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
International Delivery from £8.99

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

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If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.

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