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Rimba Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Ruler

Rimba Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Ruler 4 5 5 1
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Key Features
  1. Bamboo ruler leaves a lasting impression & makes its mark
  2. Debossed with the words ‘Teach me a lesson’ to brand their butt cheeks
  3. Made from fine quality, thick bamboo – durable & unforgiving
  4. Wrist loop ensures optimum control & ‘spot’ on spanking
  5. Intense, thuddy impact perfect for those that like it rough
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Your impact play will RULE, with this brutal bamboo implement!

Leave a lasting impression and make your mark, with the Rimba Teach Me A Lesson Bamboo Ruler! This simple, yet sadistically satisfying spanking paddle guarantees to keep them on the straight and narrow. Debossed with the words ‘Teach me a lesson’, it will certainly do just that as it brands their butt cheeks to offer a constant reminder of this punishing play session. Have them bend over your knee and give them the spanking they deserve!

Made from fine quality, thick bamboo, this unforgiving ruler is perfect for those that like to play rough. Ergonomic in design, it even features a wrist loop to facilitate optimum control and ‘spot’ on spanking at all times.

More Information
Length40cm (15.75 inches)
Product Weight0
Width3cm (1.18 inches)


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USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
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