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Dildos

Take your playtime back to basics. Dildos are the classic sex toy that belongs in every person’s bedside drawer. Whether you’re a blushing beginner or a professional pleasure-seeker, we have a wide range of dildos to suit everyone’s desires. We’ve got anything from your realistic dildos to the ejaculating and double ended, or start small and work your way up to something larger. Each of our designs can be customised in a rainbow of colours and can be made truly your own in terms of size and firmness, so you’re bound to discover one that hits the spot. 

Before you browse below, take a look at our dildo guides to help find your perfect fit.


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  1. Sinnovator Slither Depth Training Platinum Silicone Dildo 12.6 Inches to 19.5 Inches (3 Sizes)
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  32. Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock CodeBlack Double Penetrator The Naturals Dildo 5.5 inches
    $21.99

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Which dildo should I choose?

When it comes to dildos, there really is no one-size-fits-all. Fortunately, here at UberKinky, we have quite the collection for you to browse through. Did you know that it is believed the first dildo dates back to the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago? Don’t worry, all our dildos are crafted from a range of body-safe materials, each one suited to a different kind of playtime. A toy made of silicone is more suited for a realistic ride, whilst glass (yes, glass, trust us) or metal is ideal for dabbling in temperature play. 

Dildos are nothing if not diverse; everything from length, girth, shape, texture and colour is able to change at the touch of a button. There are options to suit every taste, desire and fantasy. And if there isn’t, simply create your own and your dildo dilemma is instantly solved. If you’re new to dildo dabbling, you should start with a small dildo, before working your way up in size and strangeness. Once you’ve mastered our more petite models, you can start to explore something a little more adventurous. 

Need some help selecting your new best friend? Our beginner’s guide to choosing a dildo will answer all your questions.

How do I use a dildo?

How long is a piece of string? The truth is that there are so many ways to use a dildo, so we couldn’t possibly cover them all here - read our guide on how to use a dildo for in-depth tips and techniques. 

Wherever you choose to insert your dildo - whether that’s vaginally or anally - be sure to apply plenty of lubricant. Make sure you’re in the mood to play and assume your favourite position. Newbies, lie on your back with a cushion under your bum or lower back, or kneel upright and lower yourself onto your new playmate. Or use a suction cup dildo for hands-free pleasure by securing it to a smooth, flat surface. 

How to use a dildo with a partner

One of the many wonderful things about dildos is that you don’t have to enjoy the fun all on your own. If you’ve always fancied introducing a third player into your bedroom games but want to ease in first, then a dildo makes adding a new member easy and envy-free. 

Dildos of all kinds make for a wonderful couple’s toy. By using a strap-on, couples can partake in a spot of pegging. Lesbian couples can peg for deeper penetration, otherwise you can engage in role reversal and power play. 

Double ended dildos are another fantastic way that couples can play together. They can be used by any gender and any pairing, and are perfect for both vaginal and anal penetration. Simply lube up, hop on top and ride away whilst facing your partner. You can even double up your solo playtime, just be sure to choose a flexible playmate.  

Discover more

Every beginner starts off somewhere, so when you’re ready to graduate to something a little more adventurous, we’ve got you covered. 

Dildos have been a firm favourite in the sex toy world for decades. Not only do they allow you to experience vaginal or anal penetration on your own (and allow you to double up with a partner), but they’re also the perfect way to tap into your fantasies. 

Here at UberKinky, we’re the finest crafter of custom dildos on the market. Of course, we start with your lifelike realistic dildos - because occasionally you might want the real thing - and then venture into the furthest corner of your imagination. 

Get ready for the biggest ride of your life with our huge dildos - for when you need a little more stretch. Get ruff and ready with a dog dildo, dive down to the deep with a tentacle dildo, or soar to new heights with a dragon dildo.

There’s always so much more you can get from your dildo, so why not turn your deepest fantasies into a pleasurable reality?