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Have you ever strolled down the aisles of your favourite garden centre and perused the range of whimsical garden gnomes and thought, ‘Phwoaar… I want to ram that cheeky chap right up my brown eye!!!’ Now you don’t have to restrain your love of these loveable garden ornaments any longer with Domestic Partner Ass Midget. This delightful dildo comes complete with a cheery disposition, a tapered tip hat and a packed lunch in case he gets hungry while located deep in the depths of your anal canal. Made by fetish sex toy specialists Domestic Partner in Belgium, this erotic statue depicts a very real looking garden gnome and is made from soft and pliable vinyl material which gently flexes for your comfort. The ass midget is great for those looking for an anal stretching sex toy; This toy is constructed in such a way that lets you use the smooth-tapered hat to ease you into the play session. Once your hole is ready for more intensive stimulation bear-down and wiggle to help accommodate the head as he slides past your ring piece. His bulbous nose will be a striking and palpable reminder of just how far he’s travelled within. If you really want the full feeling, work him all the way up your ass until his flange-like feet are the only thing sticking out and you are walking around with him in your ass like a butt plug. The Domestic Partner Ass Midget is safe to use with any lubricant, just be sure to use plenty of it when you play!
Standard USA Shipping $13 (rates may fluctuate) - 7 Working Days
DHL Tracked Shipping $28 (rates may fluctuate) - 3 Working Days
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order
before 3.45pm (GMT) Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
Your privacy is of the utmost importance to us and with our discreet packaging you can shop in confidence. With totally
plain packaging, the only person getting excited by your delivery is you.
Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank
statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Free Returns
You can return any unopened and unused product with its packaging or tags intact to us within 30 days of receiving it
for a full refund or exchange
