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TLC Caesar 2.0 Love Machine

TLC Caesar 2.0 Love Machine 1 5 5 1
£399.99 with FREE UK Delivery
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Key Features
  1. Barrel made of high strength, lightweight aluminium
  2. Can be taken apart for discrete storage
  3. Easily adjustable height and angle
  4. You choose the intensity from 15 to 200 thrusts per minute
  5. Comes with a CyberSkin dildo and male masturbator

For the ultimate in hedonistic pleasure device that money can buy the TLC Caesar 2.0 Love Machine is hands down the cream of the crop. With its whisper silent motor, the Caesar 2.0 Love Machine keeps your activities private and can be used alone or with one or more friends. You select the intensity as you choose between 15 to 200 strokes per minute using the precision dial on the remote control. Now you can control the thrusting speed as you lay back or get down on your hands and knees for non-stop penetration. With the TLC Caesar 2.0 Love Machine, you’ll get a realistic 6.5 inch firm yet flexible CyberSkin dildo and a CyberSkin male masturbator with a vaginal opening. Both items feature a realistic look and feel and they are both phthalate free.

Its thin, flat base can be used on a bed, on a chair or propped on other furniture when set under 65 strokes per minute. You can adjust the barrel angle and height quickly and easily. To change the height simply adjust the barrel height from anywhere between 6 inches to 22 inches with the simple pull of a spring pin. The barrel can be adjusted 180 degrees with an easy to use handle lock. The highly powerful barrel is made from high strength lightweight aluminium and can be easily removed for storage. The lead wire for the hand held remote is 6 feet long. The total height of this fabulous fucking machine is 27 inches. The rubber coated base measures 20 inches long by 16 inches wide and the Caesar 2.0 Love Machine weighs a total of 24lbs.

More Information
CircumferenceDildo: 11.93cm (4.7 inches), Masturbator: 28.5cm (11.22 inches)
ContentsCaesar 2.0 Love Machine, dildo attachment, male masturbator attachment
ControllerHand held dial remote control
Does Not IncludeLatex, Phthalates
FunctionMulti speed thrusting from 15 to 200 strokes per minute max
Harness CompatibleN/A
Height68cm (27 inches)
Insertable LengthDildo 16.41cm (6.5 inches), Masturbator 22.86cm (9 inches)
LengthDildo is 17.78cm (7 inches), Masturbator is 29.2cm (11.5 inches)
Overall Diameter3.8cm (1.5 inches)
Product Weight24 pounds
MaterialAluminium, Cyberskin, Rubber


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