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Titan Men Piss Off Ejaculating Dildo 7.8 Inches

Titan Men Piss Off Ejaculating Dildo 7.8 Inches 3 4.4 5 1
As low as £67.99
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SKU
84057
Key Features
  1. Suction cup base comes off to reveal a Vac-U-Lock socket
  2. Built in syringe for a realistic ejaculation or urination
  3. Comes with bottle of tropical flavoured Piss Off imitation urine
  4. Compatible with Vac-U-Lock harnesses and the F Machine

Most people would say it’s much better to be pissed off than to be pissed on but here at UberKinky we would say it’s debatable! The Titan Men Piss Off Ejaculating dildo is a king among dildos. Inside the box you get an ultra-realistic dildo standing tall and proud made from Doc Johnson’s exclusive Sil-A-Gel PVC material. At the base you’ll find a removable suction cup and a hose which connects to a built in syringe. Fill this syringe with Titan Men’s own Piss Off Tropical Flavoured imitation urine for a fun filled introduction to water sports that you won’t soon forget. You can also fill this syringe with your favourite hybrid lubricant to simulate ejaculation. This two in one fetish dildo is a kinky person’s dream come true.

When you remove the included suction cup you’ll find that this ejaculating dildo can be used with any Vac-U-Lock harness or accessory. You can even use it with the F-Machine! The built in ejaculation mechanism stays off to the side for easy access.

If you’re interested in water sports but you’re not quite ready to take the plunge then dip your toes in the refreshing waters of the Titan Men Piss Off Ejaculating Dildo

More Information
SKU 84057
Brand TitanMen
Harness Compatible Yes
Circumference 15.9cm (6.28 inches)
Insertable Length 19.8cm (7.8 inches)
Length 28.67cm (10.5 inches)
Overall Diameter 5cm (2 inches)
Controller Ejaculation controlled with included syringe
Function Ejaculates/urinates
Contents Ejaculating dildo, tropical flavoured imitation urine, syringe, suction cup
Does Not Include Latex, Phthalates
Circumference 6 to 7 inches
Colour Brown, Pink, Tan
Material PVC

Delivery

Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.99
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays & 11.15am on Saturdays) £7.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed by 1pm £14.99
USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
International Delivery from £8.99

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

Discreet Packaging

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Discreet Packaging

Payment Privacy

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Returns

If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.

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