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The Naughty and Nice advent Calendar 2022

£129.99 with FREE UK Delivery
In stock
Key Features
  1. Amazing advent calendar containing 24 delectable treats, including sex toys, wellness products, naughty games & bondage accessories
  2. £500 worth of luxurious gifts and goodies
  3. Have a kinky countdown to Christmas & heat things up on those cold winter nights!
  4. The ultimate Christmas gift for devious devotees & animal lovers (contains vegan friendly products)
  5. Versatile products – suitable for playing alone or engaging in couple kink

He’s gonna’ find out who’s naughty or nice! And he has a special treat in store for the naughty folks…

Forget chocolate; the gifts contained within this advent calendar are far more delicious! Indeed, the tantalising treats inside are guaranteed to heat things up as the temperature cools. So, indulge in this luxurious emerald green and champagne gold EasyToys Erotic 2022 Advent Calendar, and you’ll be hoping to be snowed in! This super chic edition is bursting with different gifts for him, her and them. Why not undertake a daily challenge to make use of whatever surprise greets you that day? You’ll enjoy a very kinky countdown to Christmas, just don’t blame us if you need to spend the entirety of the 25th sleeping off your coital hangover!

Stuffed full of stimulating toys and luxurious vegan friendly grooming products, this advent calendar is perfect for you and your playmate to make the last weeks of the year a little more exciting! Each day promises something new and you’ll be gagging to see what’s in store next! Fill your festive period with not-so-silent nights…

Complete with 24 boxes full of delectable items, including various powerful vibrators, other sex toys including a dildo, butt plug and cock ring, various luxurious bondage accessories/implements, an erotic card game and multiple massage oils, gels and lubes, this premium advent calendar has a value of over £500. When did you pick up an entire collection of sex toys for such a low price before!? You’ll certainly be “cumming” home for Christmas!

Alone or with a playmate, each of the products in this advent calendar has a multifunctional design! So, is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Get yours today!

More Information
SKU 86233
Brand EasyToys
Product Weight 0


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