Noir Handmade Mens Patterned Wet Look Shorts*
18+,T&C apply, Credit subject to status
- Made from fine quality wet look material that looks & feels incredible
- Cut just below the backside for a luscious lift and showing your cheeky side
- Front pouch accommodates your man meat & gives your bulge a boost
- Low rise with narrow waistband for supreme sex appeal
- Front zip for easy access & easy on/off design
- Please note that we can only offer next day delivery on sizes small, medium and large. Other sizes will not be dispatched from our warehouse, so we cannot offer next day delivery and they may take up to 14 days to arrive
- Note: Sizes other than small, medium and large are only available to customers in the UK
Short on decent fetish wear? Check out these Men’s Patterned Wet Look Shorts from Noir Handmade!
These stunning shorts cling in all the right places for supreme sex appeal and promise to really boost your bulge. Featuring a full frontal zip, they allow for quick and easy access as and when the need arises, and with intricate stitch detail and decorative seams they look sensational, whether you’re preparing for a night in or a night out. Whether deviant Dom, fervent fetishist or simply a sucker for being sexy, these Wet Look Shorts are the perfect choice. And, made from a fine quality blend of polyester and spandex, they feel just as good as they look. The narrow waistband sits right on the hips and the cut of the shorts frames the legs perfectly. Enhancing the shape of your backside, they really look the part and are ideal for your favourite fetish event. With just the right amount of ‘clingy’, you’re guaranteed to take a real shine to these shorts!
| Size | Waist | Chest |
| Small | 86 cm | 100 cm |
| Medium | 90 cm | 104 cm |
| Large | 94 cm | 108 cm |
| X-Large | 98 cm | 112 cm |
| XXL | 102 cm | 116 cm |
| XXXL | 106 cm | 120 cm |
| XXXL | 110 cm | 124 cm |
| 5XL | 114 cm | 128 cm |
| 6XL | 118 cm | 132 cm |
| SKU | 84674 |
|---|---|
| Brand | Noir Handmade |
| Colour | Black |
| Material | Polyester, Spandex |
Delivery
| Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) | £3.99 |
| Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) | £5.99 |
| DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) | £7.99 |
| USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) | £10.95 |
| USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) | £24.95 |
| International Delivery | from £8.99 |
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered. Here's what your parcel will look like
Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Returns
If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.
