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Noir Handmade Mens Patterned Wet Look Shorts*

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Key Features
  1. Made from fine quality wet look material that looks & feels incredible
  2. Cut just below the backside for a luscious lift and showing your cheeky side
  3. Front pouch accommodates your man meat & gives your bulge a boost
  4. Low rise with narrow waistband for supreme sex appeal
  5. Front zip for easy access & easy on/off design
  6. Please note that we can only offer next day delivery on sizes small, medium and large. Other sizes will not be dispatched from our warehouse, so we cannot offer next day delivery and they may take up to 14 days to arrive
  7. Note: Sizes other than small, medium and large are only available to customers in the UK
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Short on decent fetish wear? Check out these Men’s Patterned Wet Look Shorts from Noir Handmade!

These stunning shorts cling in all the right places for supreme sex appeal and promise to really boost your bulge. Featuring a full frontal zip, they allow for quick and easy access as and when the need arises, and with intricate stitch detail and decorative seams they look sensational, whether you’re preparing for a night in or a night out. Whether deviant Dom, fervent fetishist or simply a sucker for being sexy, these Wet Look Shorts are the perfect choice. And, made from a fine quality blend of polyester and spandex, they feel just as good as they look. The narrow waistband sits right on the hips and the cut of the shorts frames the legs perfectly. Enhancing the shape of your backside, they really look the part and are ideal for your favourite fetish event. With just the right amount of ‘clingy’, you’re guaranteed to take a real shine to these shorts!

Size Waist Chest
Small 86 cm 100 cm
Medium 90 cm 104 cm
Large 94 cm 108 cm
X-Large 98 cm 112 cm
XXL 102 cm 116 cm
XXXL 106 cm 120 cm
XXXL 110 cm 124 cm
5XL 114 cm 128 cm
6XL 118 cm 132 cm

More Information
BrandNoir Handmade
MaterialPolyester, Spandex


Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.95
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.95
Royal Mail / DPD - Next day guaranteed or guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) from £7.95
USA Delivery (Free over £55) £14.95
International Delivery from £8.95

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

Discreet Packaging

We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered. Here's what your parcel will look like

Discreet Packaging

Payment Privacy

Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!

Free Returns

If you're not 100% happy and your product(s) are in a re-saleable condition (unopened), you can return them for FREE within 30 days of delivery to get a full refund.