Mr Hankey’s Alien Breeder Dildo 7.5 Inches to 13.37 Inches
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- Expertly sculpted Xenomorph dildo with intricate design detail; including, exoskeleton & muscular tubes
- Cleverly contoured for maximum gratification & tapered head for comfortable insertion
- Vac-U-Lock compatible – use with your favourite fucking machine or strap-on harness
- A choice of 4 sizes ranging from 7.5-13.37 inches in insertable length & 6.87-12.5 inches in circumference
- Constructed from perfectly pliable platinum silicone – 100% body safe, non-toxic & compatible with water based lubricant
- Firmness: Soft
They mostly CUM at night, mostly!
This intricately sculpted dildo from Mr Hankey really is a warped work of art! Whether you’re a sci-fi superfan, have an Alien or HR Giger fetish, or you simply love Unique Fucking Objects, you won’t be disappointed with the Mr Hankey’s Alien Breeder Dildo. Boasting intricate design detail, it features exoskeleton, bone and muscular tubes that not only look incredible, they scintillate the sphincter with their consistently changing texture. This all new breed of huge dildo is cleverly contoured for maximum gratification and features a tapered tip for ‘spot’ on stimulation. In addition, it facilitates comfortable insertion, especially when accompanied by your favourite water-based lubricant. Indeed, this foreign body will feel sensational as it invades your vast open space!
This Xenomorph dildo is made from premium platinum silicone, so it’s 100% body safe, non-toxic and feels sublime. The perfectly pliable material bends with the body for customised gratification, while the sturdy base ensures this Alien doesn’t get lost in space! Complete with a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base this superior silicone dildo is compatible with all your favourite vac-U-Lock fucking machines, strap on harnesses and accessories. In addition, this Vac-U-Lock dildo is available in a choice of four different sizes, ranging from 7.5 inches to 13.37 inches in insertable length and 6.87 inches and 12.5 inches in circumference.
Prepare to be probed, by the Mr Hankey’s Alien Breeder Dildo!
| SKU | 85872 |
|---|---|
| Brand | Mr Hankey's |
| Material | Platinum Silicone |
| Circumference | Widest - Small: 17.4cm (6.87 inches) / Medium: 22.2cm (8.75 inches) / LG-XL: 27cm (10.62 inches) / XXXL: 31.75cm (12.5 inches) |
| Insertable Length | Small: 19.05cm (7.5 inches) / Medium: 24cm (9.37 inches) / LG-XL: 29cm (11.37 inches) / XXXL: 34cm (13.37 inches) |
| Length | Small: 21.59cm (8.5 inches) / Medium: 27cm (10.62 inches) / LG-XL: 31.75cm (12.5 inches) / XXXL: 38.1cm (15 inches) |
| Product Weight | 0 |
| Circumference | 6 to 7 inches, 8 to 9 inches, More than 10 inches |
| Colour | Black |
| Material | Silicone |
Delivery
| Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) | £3.99 |
| Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) | £5.99 |
| DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) | £7.99 |
| USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) | £10.95 |
| USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) | £24.95 |
| International Delivery | from £8.99 |
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
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Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Returns
If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.
