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Mr Hankey's the Theeng Dildo 8 Inches to 12 Inches (4 Sizes)

As low as £119.99 with FREE UK Delivery
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SKU
86308
Key Features
  1. Premium dildo designed with a rocky surface, pulled-back foreskin and vein details for your perverted pleasure
  2. Crafted from the finest quality silicone – perfectly pliable, delectably soft, body safe & compatible with water-based lube
  3. Choose from 4 different sizes measuring between 8 – 12 inches in insertable length
  4. Exaggerated proportions are perfect for those that enjoy depth play & that have a very large, hungry hole!
  5. Compatible with all your favourite Vac-U-Lock accessories & fucking machines
Brand
Mr Hankey's

Ready for a rock-hard pounding?!

Get ready to finally experience that hardcore ride you have been seeking. Relax, take a deep breath and enjoy every rocky bump and groove until The Theeng is balls-deep inside you. Beware, once you begin tackling this mammoth boulder, you’re in danger of a climactic landslide!

The Theeng Dildo has a rocky surface, pulled-back foreskin and vein details that are sure to hit all the right spots! This huge dildo is available in 4 different sizes to fully satiate that hungry hole. Measuring between 8 inches and 12 inches in insertable length, the exaggerated proportions are perfect for those that enjoy depth play. Indeed, you’ll be rock-hard just looking at it!

Mr Hankey’s Toys has spent a great deal of time perfecting its unique casting technique, and The Theeng is evidence of this! Every single line, fold, ridge, and vein has been crafted in soft silicone for your perverted pleasure. Conquer the Theeng as you please, the only goal is to gratify! This huge dildo is perfectly pliable and will bend with the body for a completely customised experience. The soft silicone not only feels sublime, it is also 100% body safe and non-toxic.

More Information
SKU86308
BrandMr Hankey's
MaterialSilicone
CircumferenceS - 20.32cm (8 inches) / L - 23.11c m (9.1 inches) / XL - 26.42cm (10.4 inches) / XXL - 30.48cm (12 inches)
Insertable LengthS - 20.32cm (8 inches) / M - 23.27cm (9.2 inches) / XL - 26.67cm (10.5 inches) / XXL - 30.48cm (12 inches)
LengthS - 25.4cm (10 inches) / L - 29.21cm (11.5 inches) / XL - 32.39cm (12.75 inches) / XXL - 36.58cm (14.4 inches)
Product Weight0
ColourRed
MaterialSilicone

Delivery

Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.99
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) £7.99
USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
International Delivery from £8.99

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

Discreet Packaging

We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered. Here's what your parcel will look like

Discreet Packaging

Payment Privacy

Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!

Returns

If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.

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