Mr Hankey’s Taintacle Dildo 8 Inches to 14 Inches
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- Intricately detailed tentacle dildo with pronounced suckers for a bumpy ride!
- Dramatically curved to massage and pleasure your P-spot
- Choose from 3 hole-punishing sizes
- Handmade using premium quality materials and 100% platinum silicone
- Vac-u-lock and fucking machine compatible for solo or partner play
- Firmness: Soft
Dive into the abyss and drag this mythical monster from the depths of deviance!
This magnificent mollusc is the answer to all your wet and wild dreams! With its delectable curve that massages every internal sweet spot and its pronounced suckers that unashamedly tease your ring, every inch is a deep-ass divers’ idea of heaven.
With 3 sizes to choose from, you get the girth and depth that is perfect for you. Whether you love a bit of gentle anal stretching or you want to be unforgivingly filled to your limit, Mr Hankey’s Taintacle Dildo is no octopussy when it comes to penetrating your murky depths. Use your favourite water-based lube to help the perfectly tapered head slide in with ease, before you slip and slide into more dangerous waters; the Taintacle only gets bigger with every inch that disappears inside your insatiable hole!
You can enjoy your Taintacle Dildo solo or receive a scream-inducing ass pounding from your playmate with the help of a vac-u-lock system. This huge, curved, sphincter smasher can also be used with a fucking machine for a session that ensures you spill your ink long before your octopoda partner! The Taintacle is truly a work of art that rubs you up exactly the right way with its lavish and dramatic curve seeking out every sweet spot like a guided, under-water missile. Made from 100% platinum silicone, Mr Hankey’s dildos are handcrafted to perfection to give you the perverted pleasure you so love for years and years to come!
Choose from sizes:
- Small
- Large/X Large
- XX Large
Please see detailed sizing information in the features tab above.
| SKU | 85726 |
|---|---|
| Brand | Mr Hankey's |
| Material | 100% platinum silicone |
| Circumference | SML: Head 2" (5cm) / Base 7" (17.8cm) | LRG/X LRG: Head 3.5" (8.9cm) / Base 10.25" (26cm) | XXL: Head 4" (10.1cm) / Base 12.25" (31.1cm) |
| Insertable Length | SML: 8" (20.3cm) LRG/X LRG: 12" (30.5cm) XX LRG: 14" (35.6cm) |
| Length | SML: 9" (22.9cm) LRG/X LRG: 13” (33cm) XX LRG: 15" (38.1cm) |
| Product Weight | 0 |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Washing Instructions | Wash with warm soapy water. Rinse thoroughly and allow to air dry. |
| Circumference | More than 10 inches |
| Colour | Green |
| Material | Silicone |
Delivery
| Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) | £3.99 |
| Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) | £5.99 |
| DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) | £7.99 |
| USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) | £10.95 |
| USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) | £24.95 |
| International Delivery | from £8.99 |
Same Day Dispatch
You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.
Discreet Packaging
We use discreet packaging so there'll be no telltale signs of what's inside when it is delivered. Here's what your parcel will look like
Payment Privacy
Want to keep your UberKinky preferences our little secret? Well, all that you’ll find detailed on your receipt and bank statement is NES Mail order, our limited company name. We like to keep things on the down-low!
Returns
If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.
