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Mr Hankey's Long John Realistic Dildo 13.25 Inches

Mr Hankey's Long John Realistic Dildo 13.25 Inches 2 5 5 1
£149.99 with FREE UK Delivery
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SKU
85959
Key Features
  1. Premium dildo boasts a mammoth insertable length of 13.25 inches – perfect for deviant depth training/play
  2. Intricately sculpted with ultra-lifelike detail, including tantalisingly tight ball sack, veiny shaft & stunning head
  3. Perfectly pliable – acts as a kinky colon snake that bends with the body for completely customised gratification
  4. O-ring harness compatible & complete with Vac-U-Lock hole in the base – facilitates extreme strap on play & perverted pegging
  5. Made from premium grade silicone – feels simply sublime, is 100% body safe & compatible with water-based lubricant
  6. Firmness: Soft
Brand
Mr Hankey's

Longing for something a little more substantial to fill the hole? You’ve CUM to the right place!

The Mr Hankey's Long John Realistic Dildo is perfect for deviant depth training/play with its gargantuan 13.25-inch insertable shaft. Intricately sculpted with ultra-lifelike detail, including a tantalisingly tight ball sack, veiny shaft and a stunning rounded head that glides effortlessly inside, this superior silicone dildo feels every bit as good as it looks. Perfectly pliable, this kinky colon snake promises to get really deep and meaningful with you, and it bends with the body for completely customised gratification. The large head applies perfect pressure in just the right place, while the textured shaft teases and tickles the sensitive nerve endings as it delves deeper within.

This concealed weapon of ass destruction is made from the finest quality soft silicone that not only feels sensational, it is 100% body safe and non-toxic. In addition, it is compatible with your favourite water-based lubes. O-ring harness compatible and complete with a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base, this huge dildo even facilitates extreme pegging and strap on play. Alternatively, the bulging ball sack provides something to grip as you embark on your anal adventure.

More Information
SKU85959
BrandMr Hankey's
MaterialSilicone
Circumference21.59cm (8.5 inches)
Insertable Length33.7cm (13.25 inches)
Length41.9cm (16.5 iches)
Product Weight0
Circumference8 to 9 inches
ColourTan
MaterialSilicone

Delivery

Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.99
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays) £7.99
USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
International Delivery from £8.99

Same Day Dispatch

You know what they say, "The early bird catches the worm"! Well, you don't have to be that early, simply place your order before 3.45pm Monday to Friday and it will be dispatched the very same day.

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Returns

If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.

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