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LA Pump Elliptical Penis Pump

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Key Features
  1. Hand crafted, diamond cut, flame polished elliptical cylinder
  2. Built in quick connect safety valve which maintains the vacuum after you remove the pump
  3. Available with or without the deluxe pump with gauge
  4. Comfortable and easy to use - wide oval shape much like the natural shape of your penis
  5. Made from durable polycarbonate
LA Pump
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This is the most anatomically correct penis pump cylinder on the market today. Often imitated never duplicated the LA Pump Elliptical Penis Cylinder features a wide oval shape much like the natural shape of your penis. This penis pump cylinder is comfortable and easy to use and it works equally well for pumping beginners and pros alike.

The LA Pump Elliptical Penis Pump flask is designed for an easy vacuum seal without the use of awkward rubber gaskets. It comes with a built in quick connect safety valve which maintains the vacuum pressure even after you disconnect the pump. Made from durable polycarbonate, this cylinder fine quality and built to last.

Choose from two different cylinder diameters and then choose if you want the cylinder on its own or to include a deluxe pump with gauge.


1.75 inch flask: Short side 1.75 inches - 1.875inchesLong side 2.125 inches - 2.25 inches
2 inch flask: Short side 2 inches – 2.125 inches. Long side 2.4375 inches – 2.5 inches

More Information
BrandLA Pump
Inner DiameterPlease see description
Length22.86cm (9 inches)
Overall Diameter4.44cm (1.75 inches)
Does Not IncludeLatex, Phthalates


Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.95
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.95
Royal Mail / DPD - Next day guaranteed or guaranteed nominated day delivery (Monday - Sunday) from £7.95
USA Delivery (Free over £55) £14.95
International Delivery from £8.95

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