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£26.99
In stock
SKU
85181
Key Features
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  2. Gratifyingly girthy build guarantees to stretch & satisfy
  3. Complete with strong suction cup base for hands free satisfaction
  4. Sleek exterior slides in smoothly when accompanied by your favourite water-based lube
  5. Constructed from fine quality, body safe, phthalates free PVC

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More Information
SKU 85181
Brand Fuck Muscle
Harness Compatible Yes
Circumference 15.96cm (6.28 inches)
Insertable Length 20.32cm (8 inches)
Length 22.86cm (9 inches)
Overall Diameter Shaft: 5.08cm (2 inches) / Base: 8.38cm (3.3 inches)
Product Weight 0

Delivery

Royal Mail 48 - 3-5 working days (Free over £55) £3.99
Royal Mail 24 - 95% arrive next day (Including Saturday) £5.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed (order before 3.45pm on weekdays & 11.15am on Saturdays) £7.99
DPD - Next day guaranteed by 1pm £14.99
USA Delivery - Standard International Tracked (7 working days) £10.95
USA Delivery - DHL International Fully Tracked (3 working days) £24.95
International Delivery from £8.99

Same Day Dispatch

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Discreet Packaging

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Discreet Packaging

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Returns

If you're not 100% happy with your purchase you can return it within 30 days of delivery. If the item is faulty/damaged, you'll receive a FULL refund; however, if the item is unsuitable or you have changed your mind, a small postage charge of £2 will be deducted. Please ensure unwanted items are unopened, unused, and everything is in a re-saleable condition.

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