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Beginner's Guide To Humblers


Humble by name, but not by nature; this torturous tool is designed to restrain, humiliate and punish simultaneously! So, if you like the idea of implementing a little more CBT in your scene, a humbler is the logical next step.

Ergonomic and deviant in design, a humbler consists of two separate parts, with a testicle cuff mounted mid-point. The two parts are placed either side of the scrotum, then attached and tightened, typically using two wing nuts. Forcing the wearer down on their knees, the humbler rests behind the butt cheeks and keeps them crouched or ‘humble’, with the legs bent. Any attempt to straighten the legs will result in a painful tug on the scrotum. This means that the only way the wearer can move around is by crawling on their hands and knees, which makes it great for those into humiliation and CBT. Not only does a Humbler act as a restraint, it also provides easy access and keeps the wearer’s junk exposed to whatever perverted punishment comes its way. Why not incorporate a pinwheel or give those goods a gentle spank? Those balls won’t know what’s hit them!

Reasons You Should Try Humblers

Reasons You Should Try Humblers

Horrified by humblers? Find the idea of squeezing your scrotum a wee bit scary? Well, we’re all for modesty, but when it comes to extreme gratification, a humbler is the very best tool around, and here are 6 UberKinky reasons why;

Humblers - The Look

Go for something a little more ballsy...

The Bold and the Beautiful with a twist! The original may have been a soap, but trust us, you’ll be feeling downright dirty when you play with a humbler. So, come on; get with the programme! All eyes will be on those bulging balls as they present themselves for whatever pleasure - stroke - punishment is deemed to come their way. Plus, that look of vulnerability and what it represents will be an incredible turn on for both of you. So, isn't it about time you were on the ball?

Hublers - Endorphin Rush

Discover the perfect release...

It won’t take long for you to realise that a humbler makes the perfect ‘squeeze’! The nerve endings that surround the penis are extremely sensitive and are, therefore, perfect for applying this type of stimulation. Wearing a humbler will cause some discomfort and a dull ache. As such, endorphins are released (the body’s natural painkillers), in a bid to counteract it. The effect is similar to morphine or codeine, and the ‘natural high’ that occurs can often lead to an altered state of consciousness. So act fast, you don’t want to miss out!

Humblers - Heightened Sensitivity

Add a touch of sensation play for greater intensity...

It’s high time you got a taste for supreme sensitivity! Wearing a humbler will increase the blood flow to those precious parts so that they swell with pride and become super-sensitive to the gentlest touch. Why not take advantage of this by tantalising and teasing with the prick of a pinwheel or the stroke of a feather? Not only do the incredibly intense sensations felt have you on the climactic brink within seconds, they increase the amount of endorphins and adrenaline released, for an unparalleled euphoric experience. Starting to see our point yet?

Humblers - Psychological Connection

Head towards an even healthier relationship...

The shared trust required for this encounter makes for a truly humbling experience! Wearing a humbler facilitates pushing boundaries, which can only be practiced with someone you are completely comfortable with. Not only will seeing each other in this new light increase the attraction and trust between you, it will also deepen the connection felt, strengthening your bond and your relationship. But, the enjoyment you get from playing with a humbler is not just in your head!

Humblers - Intensified Orgasm

Get a load of remarkable resistance and intense pleasure...

Get a load of this; if you are into pleasing, rather than punishing, wearing a humbler ensures the most intense orgasm imaginable. That’s because at the point of climax, the testicles instinctively move upwards towards the body. This is not possible with a humbler device fastened on. Not only does it mean that the ejaculate must travel further, resulting in a longer lasting orgasm, the resistance felt at the point of climax makes it much more intense. Perfect pulling power that always pays off!

Humblers - Perfect Positioning

Restrain yourselves; a humbler always hits the spot...

Unsure what your position on humblers is currently? Well, don’t move a muscle; we’re here to help you figure it out. Humblers make supremely secure restraints, keeping the wearer down on his hands and knees, exactly where he’s wanted. Any kind of movement will inflict pain and as such they will remain in the perfect position for their pleasurable or punishing reward. Ideal for any type of anal stimulation or experimenting with other types of BDSM, a humbler guarantees to hit the spot!


Safety First!

So, we’ve established you have balls, since you’re toying with the idea of playing with a humbler! However, safety is of paramount importance when it comes to this type of play and we want the lasting impression to be gratification, not injury…

We recommend that you trim any pubic hair in the area to avoid unwanted pinching and snagging. It’s also possible to use a small amount of water-based lube for added comfort when fastening on the humbler. Only play with a partner that you trust completely and be sure to agree on a safeword/discuss limits before you get started. As always, take things slowly and monitor every reaction and response as you experiment with exciting new ways to play.

Because any kind of movement results in a painful tug on the testicles, it is vital that subs keep their movement to a minimum. Stop immediately if there is a loss of sensation, swelling or colour change and alleviate pressure every 25-30 minutes to ensure blood flow returns to normal. It’s not unusual to get a case of ‘blue balls’ after playing with a humbler. This is a dull ache in the testicles, which shouldn’t last more than a couple of hours. If the pain happens to persist, we would advise that you get it checked out. Similarly, if you notice any abnormalities; including swelling or blood spots, please make an appointment to go and see your doctor.

So, when it comes to following our advice, don’t restrain yourself!



  • Trim pubic hair to avoid unnecessary snagging
  • Alleviate pressure every 25-30 minutes
  • Stop immediately if there is a loss of sensation, swelling or colour change
  • Discuss boundaries & agree on a safe word beforehand
  • Take things slowly & monitor reactions as you experiment
  • Stop immediately if pain starts to spread


  • Pull or tug on the humbler
  • Leave the device on for prolonged periods or overnight
  • Forget the aftercare!
  • Leave humble bottoms unattended
  • Fasten the humbler on too tightly – always err on the side of caution
  • Play when intoxicated

Getting Started

So, you’re ready to assume the position, but not sure where to begin? Allow us to enlighten you:

  1. Unscrew both wing nuts and separate the two sections
  2. Wearer: get down on your hands and knees
  3. Top: Crouch down behind them
  4. Top: with one hand, grab hold of his balls and pull them towards you
  5. With your other hand, place one section of the humbler against the back of his thighs, ensuring the notch is facing upwards
  6. Pull the testicles through the notch, so that only scrotal skin sits inside – the testicles should be outside the device
  7. Hold the testicles and this section of the humbler in place with one hand, whilst sliding the other section into place with the other
  8. The two sections should fit together completely without causing pain, providing the scrotal skin is resting in the central gap/notch
  9. Ensure no skin has moved from the gap before securing the two sections together
  10. Screw the two wing nuts back onto the humbler device and tighten

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Don’t balls up your whole experience by forgetting the aftercare!

Aftercare is vital when it comes to this type of punishing play; no matter how ballsy you are! Make sure you allow enough time to recover and gently ease back into reality. Bottoms may be left feeling psychologically and physically drained (in more ways than one) after this sadistic session, so it’s important that Tops are on hand to provide them with that well-deserved R & R. Have blankets handy for warmth in case body temperature unexpectedly drops and keep some chocolate nearby to quickly get that blood sugar back up.

A humbler may cause minor injuries or bruising, particularly if the sub is not one for keeping still. Treat with an ice pack, gently wash the balls with antiseptic soap and apply a small amount of antiseptic cream to reduce swelling and avoid infection.

Take care of those balls and they’ll be ready to take their next beating in no time!