Screw the roses, we want thorns! Love hurts folks, and that’s just the way we like it. So we’ve put together this oh-so Uber-Kinky collection of Valentine’s gifts, to ensure you get something that really takes their breath away this year... and we mean literally! So kinky companions, what’ll it be?! Give them a shock with some evil electrosex equipment, or prove you’re nuts about them with a humbler... the choice is yours. We’re merely scratching the surface with these sadistic suggestions, so if you want to give them exactly what they deserve this year, be sure to take a look at the entire collection of UberKinky ideas. After all, you can always rely on us to give you a shove in the right direction!