Are you ready to make yourself the happiest man in the world?! Well, you know you’ve found ‘the one’ when you are completely comfortable, want to show you have the ‘full package’, and you’re able to go harder and longer than ever before! By ‘the one’ we are, of course, referring to your brand new cock ring.
So, whether it’s prolonged pleasure, superior stimulation, greater girth or sadistic satisfaction that really floats your boat, a cock ring will be a welcome addition to any sex play. It’s about time you showed your penis some love, and as always UberKinky is on hand to help you do just that!
What Is A Cock Ring & How Does It Work?
Here comes the science...
When you become a wee bit excited, blood flow to your manhood increases dramatically. This ensures that it is big and strong enough to perform the most gratifying of tasks. The purpose of a cock ring is to trap this blood inside the penis and create what is often referred to as a ‘super erection’.
The body is very good at pumping blood in, but not so good at actively pumping out. That means wearing a cock ring will restrict the blood flow out, but shouldn’t necessarily affect the blood being pumped in. It is therefore possible for the cock to become more engorged and bigger than ever before. Additionally, when blood flow to the penis starts to decline, you will remain rock solid. Wearing a cock ring will therefore delay ejaculation. The increased pressure will also heighten sensitivity and orgasm.
You really can’t argue with science!
Reasons You Should Try Cock Rings
Think cock rings are crazy? Convinced that wearing one is a huge commitment to make? Well, this type of play really is ‘cock on’ and here are 5 UberKinky reasons why;
Don’t be soft; get sensational satisfaction guaranteed...
This is one hell of a party trick; a cock ring will keep you harder for longer and increase sensitivity. That means incredibly intense stimulation without the risk of blowing your load too soon. Many men become soft right before the point of climax. This heightened sensitivity will soon put a stop to that. Combine that with long lasting, superior stimulation and the result is the most explosive experience of your life. We sense that you like the sound of this!
Stay strong and put in the performance of a lifetime...
Come quickly... we have something to ensure that you won’t! A cock ring traps the blood in the penis ensuring an erection is maintained. It puts pressure on the veins so that they are squeezed almost completely shut, thereby restricting blood flow back out. When the penis is erect, it becomes engorged due to the extra blood within it; a cock ring, therefore, helps it to stay that way. Now you can completely satisfy your playmate and put in the performance of a lifetime. Now, keep up the good work!
Discover an instant erection that will really get on your nerves...
You’ll be dying to get a load of these superior sensations! Because it takes longer to climax whilst wearing a cock ring, the ejaculate will build up over time for a much more intense experience. Delayed ejaculation and blood flow constriction are both things that dramatically heighten orgasm. The engorgement caused by the pressure of the cock ring at the base of the penis will also remain, adding to the sensational stimulation. You won’t be disappointed; it’s impossible to build up this encounter too much!
Size matters! Show you’ve got a little something extra...
Want to show you really have the full package? Well a cock ring will jut out your johnson (now that has a nice ring to it) and give you the extra girth you’ve always wanted. It will be all eyes on that ‘big and beautiful’ bulge which really conveys the ultimate in sex appeal. It will also keep you standing to attention to show off your massive manhood in all its glory. So, why not grow big and strong with a brand new cock ring? Isn’t it time you looked into it a little?
Greater girth means greater gratification...
Jump through hoops to please your playmate! The greater girth provided by a cock ring will put extra pressure on the outer tissue. This stimulates the pudendal nerve (main nerve that supplies the genitals), so that even more exhilarating signals are sent through it. The result is explosive intensity and all new and unique sensations for your partner. This coupled with the perfect penetration delivered by your powerful erection will make for a supremely satisfying experience. You really are destined for great things!
Safety First!
Mood spoiler alert! We don’t want to kill the mood, but let’s talk safety before moving on. It’s crucial that you pay attention to this section to avoid any unnecessary mishaps with the new love of your life. Remember; when striving for ultimate penis perfection, it is important to go slowly. If at any time you feel in pain please stop immediately. In the extremely unlikely event that priapism occurs (penis does not return to flaccid state), or you cannot remove the cock ring, you should try plunging your valuables into cold water, or treating with an ice pack. Failing that, it may be time to take a trip to the emergency room, but don't be embarrassed, it's nothing they haven't seen before! There are even specially designed tools just for this type of incident.
If you suffer from any serious erectile problems, including erectile dysfunction, a cock ring should not be used in an attempt to ‘cure’ the problem. You may find that a ring will help you to maintain an erection; however, in cases where there could be an underlying issue it is essential to seek urgent medical advice.
It is vitally important to everyone here at UberKinky that you always practice safe sex play. So please follow these tips and help us to sleep easy!
The Do's
- Trim the hair around the penis and testicles to avoid snagging
- Use plenty of lubricant on the ring, shaft and testicles
- Avoid cock rings with hard plastic stimulators as they can cause bruising
- Remove immediately if you experience any pain, swelling or loss of sensation
- Check there’s not rubbing if wearing a condom. We don’t want any nasty surprises, do we?!
The Don'ts
- Leave your cock ring on for more than 20-30 minutes
- Use a cock ring to treat serious erectile problems
- Wear a cock ring if you are taking any blood thinning medication
- Use a cock ring if you have a diabetes or any nerve/blood disorders
- Sleep in your cock ring
- Use a makeshift cock ring. This is not an appropriate time for, “here’s one I made earlier”!
How To Use A Cock Ring
How to wear a cock ring
Don’t balls it up! Here’s how you wear a cock ring...
Many cock rings are simply worn around the base of the penis, however; some others (known as cock and ball rings) are designed to be worn around the testicles as well. Don your ring while you play alone, during sex, or just during the day to jut out your Johnson; the choice is yours!
How to put on a cock ring
Trust us; it’s not rocket science! In fact, cock rings are incredibly simple to put on. Because they are worn in either one of two ways, around the base of the penis or the testicles, we have summarised them both for you;
Wearing A Cock Ring - Penis Only
Look after number 1! Cock rings are made using either a stretchy material, or a more rigid one, such as metal. The easiest to put on are those that are more flexible; they can even be put on when erect. As always, make sure you have applied plenty of lube for added comfort and ease. Then simply stretch out your ring so that it fits over the head of your penis with ease. If you can, keep it stretched and take it all the way down to the base. At this point, release the ring GENTLY (and we mean gently). alternatively, once the ring is over the head you may slide the ring down to the base. Rigid rings should only be placed on the penis when it is flaccid. It should therefore side down to the base with ease (if your measurements are correct). Once you start to get excited, you’ll find that the ring is the perfect fit!
Wearing A Cock Ring - Cock & Balls
Don’t drop the ball by ignoring our advice; this is the best and easiest way to put on a cock and ball ring. Right, first things first; make sure you’re soft before you start... think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts! Now, simply tuck the testicles into the ring, one at a time, so that it rests above them. Fold the head of your penis down through the ring and push up to the base. Always make sure you use plenty of lube beforehand to ensure this process is as comfortable as possible. Then, have a ball!
Types Of Cock Rings
It’s time to pop that all important question; “which ring should I buy?” If you really like it and you’ve decided to put a ring on it, you need to make sure you choose ‘the one’ that’s right for you. There are so many cock rings available, and they come in many different shapes, sizes and materials, so which will be right for you? We recommend a simple ring made from a flexible material like silicone to begin with, but if you find yourself struggling to ejaculate in the company of your new penis pal, it may be worth purchasing a ring designed for quick release. We aim to please here at UberKinky, so we’ve broken down the different styles available to help you decide;
Cock & Ball Ring (single, double or triple)
Ideal for those that enjoy a bit of ‘ball play’! A cock and ball ring will give those testicles the attention they deserve. They are available in a variety of different materials and sizes, so make sure you choose wisely. Recommended for the more experienced sportsman.
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Cock Ring With Butt Plug
A cock ring with butt plug combines amazing anal action with superior sexual satisfaction. Once again, they come in a variety of different materials, so make sure you have your tape measure handy if you decide on an inflexible friend!
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Quick Release/Adjustable Ring
Your new toy may be ‘quick release’, but we guarantee that your ‘release’ won’t come quickly when you wear one! This type of ring is completely adjustable, allowing you to find the perfect fit. It is also ideal for those who struggle to ejaculate whilst wearing a ring as it can be whipped off in the blink of an eye! A ringleader for the curious beginner!
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Cock Cage
“What”, I hear you ask, “Is better than a cock ring?” How about three, five or even seven cock rings?! A cock cage has multiple rings attached together in one handy device. Predominately made from metal, these rings can be very unforgiving, so make sure you choose one that will fit. Fly solo, or enjoy some spectacular cage diving. We don’t recommend a cock cage to beginners.
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Cock Sling
Tired of your penis getting undivided attention? Then spread the love and care for your balls with a cleverly designed cock sling. Easy to wear and comfortable, cock slings remain a popular choice. Have no fear; your balls and penis may be getting separated, but it's definitely a reward rather than a punishment. although be aware, things may get a little heated from time to time!
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Cock and Ball Torture Rings
Do you crave some sadomasochistic satisfaction? Then a cock ring with built in CBT features is the perfect choice for you. There is plenty of choice available, from stretching to pricking, but remember, this play is not for the faint of heart. It’s important to be flexible, so work your way up to one of these bad boys!
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Teardrop Cock Ring
There’ll be no shedding of tears with a teardrop cock ring. For double the pleasure, a teardrop cock ring is designed to sit behind the scrotum, allowing the flared base to massage the perineum. Choose from various materials, but stay soft if you’re new to all this!
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Metal/Stainless Steel Solid Ring
Metal rings are stylish and promise solid satisfaction every time. On the other hand they can be difficult to remove in the heat of the moment. It is crucial to choose a metal ring that reflects the size of your manhood; otherwise you could be letting yourself in for some not so pleasurable pain!
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Solid Ring (flexible/soft materials)
This is one of the best choices for the cock ring novice. Flexibility means that the ring will fit any penis size with ease and apply the appropriate pressure. It can also be removed relatively easily and feels comfortable to wear. A ring of this kind gives an all new meaning to ‘flexi-time’!
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Vibrating Cock Ring
Want to get a real buzz out of your sex play? Vibrating cockrings are made from many different materials, and have a number of settings. Some can even be controlled remotely. Whereas some are designed to enhance your playmate’s pleasure; others are made to meet your selfish needs. You decide how you want to play! Be careful though, some vibrating rings can be fiddly to switch on, and may even cause a small amount of pain.
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Textured Cock Ring
Textured for anyone's pleasure! Whether lumps, bumps, nodules, or spikes, a textured ring will deliver superior stimulation. Some will enhance the pleasure for the wearer, and others will facilitate the ride of a lifetime!
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You may be feeling ‘dirty’ after your play, but it is imperative that you clean your ring after every use. If toys are not cleaned properly they can harbour bacteria and transmit infections. Check out our UberKinky Beginner’s Guide to Sex Toy Materials for a breakdown of the different materials available, safety information and cleaning tips.
How To Measure For A Cock Ring
This is for all of you naughty guys that think you know best ;)
For those that follow our advice and choose a flexible or adjustable ring, this information is not relevant. Flexible rings are very much a ‘one size fits all’ and adjustable rings are just that.... adjustable! However, if you like to dabble in the ‘hard stuff’, getting your ring size correct is absolutely essential. Follow this simple step-by-step list and you’ll be well on your way to penis perfection in no time;
SIZE MATTERS
Arm yourself with a tape measure
DON’T COCK UP
Make sure you’re hard before you start to take any measurements
MEASURE YOUR MANHOOD
Wrap the tape measure around the base of your penis to establish the circumference (for a cock & ball ring, measure around the penis and the testicles)
DEVIANT DIVISION
Divide this number by 3.142 (Pi) to obtain your required cock ring diameter
DON’T BE THE ODD ONE OUT
If the result is an odd number always opt for the larger size
Selecting the correct ring size is vital. If it is too tight it may stop blood flow completely, causing pain and leading to other complications. We’re sure you want to take care of your prized position, so measure carefully. If your ring is too loose it won’t do any damage, however it won’t do the job it is designed for either.
We know some of you like to exaggerate the truth when it comes to penis size ;) However, this is definitely a time when honesty is the best policy!