Sometimes, we just need a bit of ‘me time’. Lock the doors, shut out the world, and take pleasure in quality alone time, ahhh. Candles, music... and an orgasm to put a smile on your face for weeks to come! Sounds good, right? Well, for any sex toy novices out there, we’re here to show you what you’re missing out on and to give you the complete guide on how to use a dildo. Whether it’s for some solo boning or experimenting with partners, dildos can be your fun fuck buddies!
Who can use a dildo?
If your mind is jumping straight to horny vagina-owners alone in bed, well, we get that. But, the truth is, a whole range of people get their kinks from dildos (especially with all the creative, raunchy designs). What’s amazing about them is that they can spice up anyone’s sex life, whether they’re single, straight, gay, bi, or polyamorous. Whatever you’re into, a dildo has got your back… quite literally for some!
Wait, I’m a straight guy with a penis, surely they aren’t for me? Errrm why not?! It’s totally up to you how you use them. Whether you’re getting off on mastering your partner with more than just a penis, or allowing your partner to play with you with a dildo, it’s just simply about letting go and discovering pleasure! And boy, can they provide it.
Which dildo is right for me?
This is where you dive deeper into your fantasies. Here at UberKinky, we’ve done quite a bit of digging, and we’ve unearthed many kinks. Gone are the days of just a standard cock replica. Oh no. Think animal dildos, beast designs, mythical dragon dildos, and ones with all sorts of tricks.
Still want a more realistic dildo? Grab hold of the ejaculating dildo or even make your own dildo. That’s right, you can clone your magnificent manhood so your playmate can get you and only you - oh hello Christian Grey role play: “You’re mine. All mine, you understand?”
If size is no bother, or you just want to ease in, try out some small dildos. They may be smaller, but the cumometer for these bad boys will definitely not be low! On the other end of the scale, if you really want a filling - girth and length - go for the incredible, make-you-gasp range of huge dildos on offer.
Choosing the right material of dildo
A firm favourite is the silicone dildo. Not only for its stimulating sex factor, but for its non-porous material, which won’t harbour any bacteria and makes it easy to clean. Whether you want some G-spot-grazing grooves or a smooth, slidable schlong, you can get serious or silly with silicone.
Need something a bit harder that’s gonna rock your world? Bring in some metal. A metal dildo or glass dildo can bring hours of fun as well as tantalising temperature play. Warm them up or cool them down to turn yourself or your partners on full volume. Ooh.. ahh! So hot… or so cold!
Whatever your material, they are super easy to clean and non-porous to prevent bacteria harbouring.
What’s your kink?
So, whether you’re into metal, some psychrocism (that’s getting off on freezing cold sensations), bulges, unicorns, aliens...whatever the fantasy or kink, a dildo can bring it to life. With unicorn dildos and alien dildos, your role play can go crazy. Escape to fantasy land and get horny, or go ET and explore sex that’s other-wordly.
How to incorporate dildos into your sex life
Flying solo or playing with partner(s), how exactly can a dildo fit into your sex life?
Using a dildo solo
Nights in don’t just have to be glued to the remote watching reruns or scrolling through social. If you’re single and need a knob, what are you waiting for? You can have the hottest fun on your own, you know. Turn those yawns into moans and groans.
If you have a vagina, you’ll appreciate some detailed veins and ridges to slide inside and against those sensitive spots, and because it’s just you, you can revel in being in complete control. Get into your favourite position, and gently slide it in and work up to some fast action, whatever works for you! Even though vaginas are self-lubricating and many may be getting wetter just thinking about this, some need a helping hand or to just feel even more slippery for your toy - so don’t forget your sex lubes.
If you love doggy style, then kneel and bend over whilst you take the lead thrusting a deviant dog dildo up your growler. Grab some anal lube and get rrruff! Whatever your body or sex parts, you can also lie on your back as you insert your play thing, taking in all the view as you get deep, erotic pleasure from anal stuffing.
Robots: our slaves. Have your very own fucking machine to attach a vac-u-lock dildo for the ultimate pounding solo session. Or, go wild with a hands-free dildo by attaching it to any smooth, flat surface. Your hole filled, whilst your fingers and hands can caress yourself - self-love shouldn’t just be about reading a positive quote - get screaming!
Dildo duo
Oh yes, this is where the double ended dildo and the double penetration dildo come into play. Get some see-saw action and double the pleasure with stainless steel or realistic dildos. Or, maybe you want to be doubly filled down there for some deep dick riding. Two can tango and you can certainly create an erotic dance with dildo duo play.
Dildos for group sex
Don’t just rely on real penises. Get the pleasure of the next best thing that will never tire out on you. When there’s three or more indulging in an orgy, things may get tricky or some may need a time out. Your fuckable friend of a dildo will be there for you. Having a good go on a dildo to put on a show can also bring others back in the game in no time when they get major FOMO. Fear of missing out, or fear of missing orgasms?
If the group is full of vagina-owners, then bringing in the dildos will ensure any hunger for a good stuffing is satisfied. Whether the group is mixed or not, the slide against a tentacle dildo or one diving deeper inside you can enhance any orgy, making it irresistible to leave.
Hygiene for your hanky-panky
Whether it’s just yourself only ever playing with a dildo or it gets passed around, it needs to wear a new condom for each person, or wash it between uses to prevent bacteria building up. Yeast infections and UTIs aren’t sexy. Our materials - silicone, glass, and stainless steel - can be cleaned so easily with warm water and fragrance-free soap. Let them dry out before your next use, and store them in clean spaces.
If you’re ready for some playful penetration, then peruse through UberKinky for your perfect playmate. You can also contact our friendly, experienced team to help you find the sex toy to match your kink!
It may seem obvious, but there's always a method to the madness! From ways to pleasure, to what will suit your kink, we guide you through how to use a dildo!