The most arousing alien dildos

Is achieving an intense climax beginning to feel a little alien to you? Can’t remember the last time you saw stars? Be prepared to blast off to another galaxy and experience the extraterrestrial with one of the best fantasy dildos out there: the alien dildo. 

Although they might seem frightening at first, worry not. This fantastical beast is easily tamed, with the right knowledge and equipment, of course. So whether you’re an alien ameteur, or you’ve already mastered the martian, you can discover some of the most arousing alien dildos right here in this complete guide. In 3, 2, 1… 

Sinnovator Andromeda Alien Platinum Silicone Dildo

Are you ready to have your black hole invaded? With this monstrous moaner, there’s more than enough to go around. Feast your eyes on its expertly crafted exoskeleton detail, bulbous ball sack, pronounced head and muscular shaft, complete with winding veins and ridges designed with your pleasure in mind. A graphite grey blending into an otherworldly green adds to the aesthetic appeal of this beast, but don’t let its good looks fool you. Available in three different sizes, ranging from a cumfortable 6.2 inches, to a scream-worthy 10.4 inches of insertable length, you’ll need plenty of silicone-friendly lube before getting wet and wild with this sensual space creature. 

And if its ultra lifelike design wasn’t enough for you, transform your alien encounter into an experience like no other by adding a cum tube to your dildo. Just be warned, it might take you a while to come back down to earth afterwards. Sheesh.

Sinnovator Platinum Silicone Ovipositor Dildo, with eggs

For those with the darkest desires, our Ovipositor Dildo, complete with three eggs ready to be buried deep inside you, will take your next arousing alien experience to the next level. Designed with dirty depth training in mind, this pliable alien phallus is guaranteed to stimulate each and every one of your holes, twisting and bending effortlessly to hit any hidden crevice. 

Once you’ve finished marvelling at this alien dildo’s impressive size - nine inches of insertable length and a six inch circumference to be exact - arm yourself with plenty of lube, and get ready to surrender yourself to ET’s eggs. But don’t fret, you won’t be recreating that scene from Alien - these eggs aren’t quite ready to hatch yet, and with the option of adding a gelatine egg mould, you won’t need to worry about relocating them afterwards. Ideal for the hungriest of holes, they’ll simply dissolve inside you - a concept that’s less nightmare and more hell yeah. 

Sinnovator Xeno Platinum Silicone Dildo

Craving a good stretch? You’ll be drooling over this remarkable alien dildo, boasting a hyperrealistic exoskeleton detail that looks as though it’s come straight from a sci-fi film set. Its unique, twisted, ridged design, featuring a knotted base will certainly deliver intense internal and external pleasure. Test yourself to the limits as you plunge this alien penetrator deep inside you - with a healthy coating of lube, of course. Get ready for one truly satisfying stretttttttch - be it anally or vaginally, the choice is yours. 

Ranging from 5.9 inches to 9.5 inches in insertable length and 7.1 inches to 12 inches in circumference, prepare to unleash the beast and enjoy every futuristic feature this martian member has to offer. And if you didn’t think this alien dildo could get any better, think again. This toy can satisfy even the filthiest of fantasies, and if you want to turn your dreams into reality, adding an optional cum tube is a surefire way to stimulate the senses. As you blast off into space, this cumtastic creature will be blasting off deep inside you. 

Sinnovator Maw Platinum Silicone Dildo

Last, but certainly not least, is the Sinnovator Maw Platinum Silicone Dildo - yet another enchanting extraterrestrial dildo that’ll make your bedroom sessions all the more erotic. With the option to add a Vac-U-Lock Hole for some hands-free fucking, gently lower yourself down onto this open-mouthed dildo and turn yourself on with an expertly crafted tongue and ribbed throat - certain to produce some sensual screams. Made with premium platinum silicone, you can bend this girthy gullet in any way you please, pushing it into your inner depths to experience extreme gratification that’ll sa-turn your world upside down. Open wide! 

Ready to get a futuristic fill? Why not browse UberKinky’s collection of must-have alien dildos and add one of these delightfully dirty artificial dickers to your shopping basket today? With hyperrealistic designs that are certain to stimulate the senses, grow your sex toy collection right here.