The Fourth Annual UberKinky Bake Off
September may mark the end of summer, but it’s the time of year when things get really HOT here at UberKinky HQ! That’s right, folks, it’s our birthday month so we’ll make subs cry if we want to…
As always, it may be OUR birthday, but we’re showering YOU with the gifts! So, keep your eyes peeled throughout September, because we’re giving away loads of great gear this year. But, trust us, sadistic celebrations are in full swing (of the sex variety) here in the offices too. Indeed, we’ve already been having our cake and eating it, with the eagerly anticipated annual Great UberKinky Bake Off taking place yesterday. Staff donned their perverted pinnies and embraced their inner Master Bakers to produce some of the kinkiest creations we’ve ever seen. The deviantly delicious treats included some ‘lovely sausage’, beautiful bondage beds, tasty nuts and penises aplenty! Everyone wanted a slice of the action and was quick to get their gobs around the goods, which tasted every bit as good as they looked. But, just who would emerge victorious as this year’s ‘star bakers’ and walk away with a coveted Warped Winner’s Medal and a truly tantalising trophy that would look at home in the most impressive of cabinets?
Well, voting for the best-looking entry really was a piece of cake! It was a BDSM scene of dreams that featured a number of our very own UberKinky products; including a Doxy Wand, the Pipedream Extreme Titty Fuck-Her Male Masturbator, the Master Series Muzzled Universal BDSM Hood, anal beads, a flogger, a bondage gag and a strap-on. A product of Adam’s handiwork, the attention to detail was incredibly impressive!
Luke brought along his 'signature bake', Tasty Nut-ella Cheesecake, which featured an additional eye-catching cock centrepiece this year, while Ashley delighted us with his sausage sensation, the only savoury entry this year! Kayley’s Cock captivated us with its caramelised sugar pubes and Danielle’s Gingerbread Gimps were naughty but very, very nice. But, it was Emily’s Creamy Cock Cupcakes that nearly dethroned Luke’s cheesecake this year in a shockingly close competition. However, people were nuts about both dishes and they came joint first for best tasting sweet. Ashley took first place for savoury in a surprise twist ;)
Being presented with their perverted prizes really was the icing on the cake, I’m sure they’d agree!