The best threesome sex positions

Starting to get a little bored of monogamy? Fancy getting involved with a bit of two-on-one? If you’re new to the wonderful world of threesomes, be prepared for a truly tantalising experience that’s guaranteed to hit the spot - on more than one occasion. 

Threesomes are suitable for all. If you’re in a relationship, perhaps you find yourself daydreaming about that dreamboat, but stop yourself from fantasising further in fear of your eyes wandering. Maybe you’re searching for a way to spice up your sex life and act on your dirtiest desires. Or perhaps you fancy being the third to someone’s couple. However you choose to play, there’s no judgement here, nor should there ever be when it comes to satisfying your sexual cravings. So as long as all parties are comfortable and you’ve set your boundaries, be prepared for a whole lot of fun. Or should we say...cum. 

Double cowgirl

Saddle up and take a ride to Pleasuretown by taking one of the nation’s favourite sex positions to new heights, this time with double the fun. Pick one lucky member of the trio to take a seat on a penis-owner’s face, whilst the other straddles their disco stick to make sure every part of their body is getting the attention it deserves. This method also works for vulva-owners wearing a strap on dildo, and you may choose to get a vibrator involved for extra stimulation. Yeehaw! 

Doggy train 

Although the doggy train may look like something straight out of ‘The Human Centipede’, this position is guaranteed to make you scream (for all the right reasons). Nominate one member of your threesome to act as the conductor, standing with knees spread apart at the back of the train, penetrating either hole of the person in front in typical doggy fashion. The lucky piggy-in-the-middle won’t know where to look, when the other person is down on all fours and getting all up in their face. Bang away to your heart's content, but just be sure to use plenty of lube to allow for easy access.

Double oral 

Take your blowjob to the next level by letting two people get down on their knees and share your lollipop. With this method, you can be rest assured that no part of your body will be left forgotten, as an alternation between cock and balls is sure to leave you on the brink of orgasm. To really turn the heat up, let your partner start rimming you from the behind, whilst the other person works their magic at the front. For all the more stimulation, why not gently tease the area before entering with your tongue by using our very own bullet vibrator?

 

Double penetration 

For this next threesome sex position, choose a person to lie down on their back underneath a vulva-owner, as you would do in missionary. But we’re not stopping there, as your other partner can then enter in through the backdoor to make sure that both of your holes are filled. Take it slow at first to make sure nothing slips out, and once you’ve got the motion right, be prepared for one hell of a good time. If you’re a beginner to anal play, a prostate massager complete with some prostate massage gel for a smooth glide in could be just what you need to get you in the mood for a milking

Doggy blowjob 

If your threesome is made up of two penis-owners, you’ll be in for a treat with the doggy blowjob. As the name suggests, a vagina-owner will be in the middle, performing oral sex on one end and receiving penetrative doggy-style sex in the other. The person receiving the blowjob should make sure that they’re lying down, so that all members can experience a comfortable, yet mind-blowing experience. And that won’t be the only thing that’s blowing… 

69 + 1

We’ve all heard of the 69 sex position before, but how could it possibly get any better? By doing some quick maths and rounding up to 70, of course. If you’re a male-female-female triad (MFF), one vulva-owner will lie on their back to receive oral sex to form the classic 69 position, but the giver will also be getting just as much pleasure by receiving penetrative sex from the behind. The same can also work with a male-male-female threesome (MMF), and you could even experiment with some anal beads and butt plugs, or fill them up using anything from a humpworthy huge dildo to the realistic dildo complete with it’s veiny texture, depending on what helps them to reach climax.

 

 

Switching oral 

Let two vulva-owners lie down on their back, or two penis-owners if your traid is MMF, and take it in turns to give everyone (and everything) some attention. In some scenarios, you may want to stop the other from getting left out by using your hands to stimulate their body. However, if you’re a bit of a tease and want to increase the tension, let the other person wait and make them watch what they’re about to experience. 

Threeway spoon 

Get everyone to lay on their sides, huddling in close to make sure that those pleasure spots can be hit easily. Although this is one way to cosy up and keep warm, things are about to get a whole lot hotter. Two members of the threesome will begin penetrating the one in front of them (using a strap-on dildo for a MFF triad), making sure to thrust gently at first to find the same rhythm. Once you’re all in harmony, build up the pace and get deeper and faster, enough to get your heart pulsing and your body sweating. 

If these threesome sex positions have got you gagging for more, why not let UberKinky make your next sexual experience one that’ll never be forgotten. Get in contact with us today to make your fantasies a reality.