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It’s fast approaching March 14th, folks… and you know what that means! Yep, it’s that time of year that really sucks. Of course, we mean that in the most gratifying way possible. So, it’s time to raid the supermarkets for your favourite cut of steak and prepare your penis for some deep dickin’ action, because Steak & Blowjob day is almost upon us.
Hands up if you want play that packs a punch! Well, you’re in luck, kinky companions, because UberKinky is on hand to answer all of your ‘side prayers’ this International Fisting Day. So, enjoy all the fun of fisting without getting your hands dirty and, we promise, it won’t be your wallet that takes the hit!
You can’t beat a good, old fashioned piñata party! Unless, of course, you switch out the ass for an Ox and the sweeties for some sex toys. Then, my kinky companions, you’re in for one hell of a time!
The future’s bright, the future’s… COPPER! If deviance is your Destiny, you’ve come to the right place! Indeed, you can always rely on UberKinky to make your future look even brighter. That’s right, folks; we’ve answered your cries for more gratifying giveaways and upped the ante with this stunning silicone dildo from Tantus. So, you wanted a free ride (get it?!) and we’re affording you the perverted prospect of winning just that!
2016 has been one hell of a year - both good and bad. The best part of 2016 will have to be the fact that we won Best Specialist Retailer this year at the coveted ETO awards, proving that we are the best in the industry when it comes to kinky kit. We invited Ryan from Oxballs and Mick from E-Stim to UberKinky HQ to help further our relationship and make your 'customer journey' a smooth one when buying their premium products. As for the bad, there's the political turmoil in both The UK and The US as well as the long list of legendary celebrities we've lost over the last 12 months. We've celebrated the good, pushed through the bad and we've finally made it to Christmas. In celebration of finally seeing an end to 2016 we're giving you the chance to win an UberKinky Christmas Hamper worth £159.99!
The party is winding down but we're still going strong here at UberKinky HQ. We still have one last give-away up our sleeve. This time we're giving away an UberKinky Piñata with our mascot Jeff's ever smiling visage on both sides which was hand made by our very own clever-clogs graphic designer. Beware, this box isn't for bashing! Inside you'll find enough UberKinky gear to keep you going well into the new year.
We're half way through our birthday celebrations here at UberKinky and once again it's time to Name That Sex Toy! Just like last time, we're keeping the answers private until tomorrow morning where I will pick a winner at random from all the correct answers. Now people who are at work all day or who simply missed out on playing can join in on the fun and get an equal chance. Fair enough? Good. Let's get on with the game then!
It's that time again! Time to Name That Sex Toy! We've changed the rules up a bit just to let more people get in on the fun because last time it seemed the game was over just as it began. Delay ejaculation cream anyone? This time we're keeping the answers private until tomorrow morning where I will pick a winner at random from all the correct answers. Now people who are at work all day or who simply missed out on playing can join in on the fun and get an equal chance. Fair enough? Good. Let's get on with the game then!
Wow, it looks like you lot are good at this game! Our first give-away was won within three minutes of posting. THREE MINUTES! We decided to roll out another competition to give more people a chance to play. This time we've made it a little more difficult. You will need to be total sex toy sleuths to figure this one out. Same rules as before: The first to correctly name the item in the timestamped comments wins the item. Sound fun? Let's go!
We love the buzz that goes with a great give-away. There's an vigorous frenzy activity from hopeful kinksters wanting to win the latest UberKinky prize. Sure we run a lot of give-aways through Rafflecopter which makes winning down to the luck of the draw but this time we thought we would change things up a bit and make it more challenging so we've created a game called 'Name That Sex Toy'. Simply study the image and search through our website to figure out what the item could be. The first to correctly name the item in the timestamped comments wins the item. Sound fun? Let's go!
