Long-distance relationships can be difficult, but what if your partner could always have a piece of you with them? Or inside them for that matter. Well, now they can.
Our ‘Clone-a-Willy kits’ provide that constant friendly reminder of exactly what your significant other is missing. Capture every vein, ridge and bump in all their glory. Call it a teaser for the real thing. Want to have your penis in two holes simultaneously? You can do that, too. Have some fun and make your very own dildo.
How to make your own dildo
When we say we’re going to tell you how to make your own dildo, we don’t mean buy some moulding clay and get going. Instead, you are going to need two things, your partner’s penis and a clone-a-willy kit. Latex free and body safe, these penis moulding sets are a sexy addition to any toy box.
What to expect
The kit comes equipped with a moulding tube, gel and powder as well as liquid rubber and a skin mix. If you opt for the glow in the dark version, this will have an added ingredient to make your makeshift shaft light up the room. Did we mention that the pack also includes a vibrator? This is an optional insert but what is better than your partner’s immortalised penis as a vibrating dildo? Nothing that’s what.
10 steps to make your own lifelike dildo
So, you’ve purchased the perfect clone-a-willy kit, the one that best matches your skin tone or the one that glows. Whether you’ve gone for pale skin, the deep skin tone or the jet black kit, they all come with the same instructions.
Prep yourself:
Get ready to embark on your dildo making journey. We’ve put together a list of everything extra you will need - other than your kit of course:
- • Scissors
- • Measuring cup
- • Mixing bowl and utensils
- • Timer
- • Four inch cardboard square
- • Disposable container
It also might help to have something, or someone, around to keep that erection solid. We also recommend trimming your hair in the land down under, you definitely don’t want any hair getting stuck in the mould. Ouch.
Now, let's get on to the instructions.
Step one:
With your tube in one hand and your erect penis in the other, make a mark half an inch above your length on the tube. Now cut the tube along that mark.
Step two:
Turn on the tap because it’s time to get wet and hot… Well, not too hot. The water coming out of your tap should be around 32 degrees celsius (or 90 degrees fahrenheit).
Step three:
Measure a one and ¾ cup of your temperature controlled water and pour it into your mixing bowl.
Step four:
Start your timer and then quickly add the moulding powder to your water. Mix this for 45 seconds. Don’t worry about any lumps still left in the mixture.
Step five:
Quickly tip your mould mixture into the tube and insert your penis. Keep the big guy inside for around one to two minutes, until the mould starts hardening.
Step six:
When it’s sufficiently hard - the mould not your penis - remove yourself from the tube and put it aside for four to eight hours.
Step seven:
Now it’s time to bring out an old container, one that you’d be happy throwing away. Into this, mix together the silicone and add glow powder if you have picked the glow in the dark kit. Then, pour away excess water in the mould and slowly add the silicone mixture.
Step eight:
Get your small piece of cardboard and cut a little hole in the middle. Push the vibrator through this hole until just the screw end is poking out.
Step nine:
Insert your vibrator-cardboard creation into the silicone, with the cardboard resting on the top of the tube.
Step 10:
Last but not least, wait for a further 24 hours before removing your new friend from its mould.
If something goes wrong with your first mould, don’t stress! Luckily, you can buy a moulding powder refill and give it another go.
The benefits of your partner’s new best friend
Nothing is quite as sexy as gifting your partner, lover or ‘Sneaky Link’ a mould of your own schlong. Give them something to do when you’re out at work or away for a weekend, let them tell you exactly what they did with it and the results. So hot, so very, very hot.
Satisfy your lover in multiple different holes simultaneously, or let them get horny with your lifelike dildo during some alone time. So, why not give our kits a go? If you need any extra info, drop us a message and let us guide you to your perfect sexy addition.
